With apologies to Richard E. Meyer and Melvin Owens:
We are the Seahawks Russellin' Crew
Russellin' on down, doin' it for you.
We're so bad we know we're good.
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would.
You know we're just Russellin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone.
We are here to start some trouble.
We are here to do the Super Bowl Russell.
Well, they call me Beast Mode,
I like to rumble.
Runnin' the ball makes the whole earth trumble.
We've had the goal since last year, Atlanta
To give Seattle a Lombardi on the mantle.
And we're not doin' this
Because we're lame, doe.
The 'Hawks are doin' it to taste the rainbow.
We came here to look for trouble,
We came here to do
The Super Bowl Russell.
This is Speedy Percy, and I'm world class.
I like runnin' and catchin', but I'm made out of glass.
I practice all day and dance all night,
I hope I'm ready for next Sunday's fight.
Now I'm not quite as strong as before the hip,
I dance a little funky, but girl: don't trip.
There's not one here that might do it like me,
My Super Bowl Russell will set you free.
I'm Bam Bam Kam I stop 'em cold.
Part of the defense, big and bold,
I've been bammin' for quite a while,
Doin' what's right and settin' the style,
Give me a chance, I'll rock you good,
Nobody messin' in my neighborhood.
You know I came here lookin' for trouble,
I came here to do The Super Bowl Russell.
We are the Seahawks Russellin' Crew
Russellin' on down, doin' it for you.
We're so bad we know we're good.
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would.
You know we're just Russellin' for fun
Russellin' our stuff for everyone.
We are here to start some trouble.
We came here to do the Super Bowl Russell.
I'm the shorty QB, known as Will-son.
When I hit the turf, I've got to run.
I just Tark my body all over the field.
I used to dance and I can throw the pill.
I motivate the cats, I don't like to tease.
I play so cool, I aim to please.
That's why you all got here on the double
To catch me doin' my Super Bowl Russell.
I'm mama's boy Bobby, one of a kind.
The ladies all love me
For my body and my mind.
I'm slick on the floor as I can be
But ain't no sucker gonna get past me.
Some guys are jealous
Of my style and class,
That's why some end up on their ass,
We are here to start some trouble.
I just get down to The Super Bowl Russell.
They say Russell is our man.
If Russ can't do it, I sure can.
This is T-J, and it's no wonder
I run like lightnin', pass like thunder.
So bring on NOLA, bring on the Niners,
This is for Pete and Paul and GM Schneider.
I'm not here to feather his ruffle,
I just came here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.
I'm Compton Rich, and I don't play it cool.
They don't sneak by me 'cause I'm no fool.
I fly on the field and get on down.
Everybody knows I don't mess around.
I can break'em, shake'em,
Any time of day.
I tip it, steal it, and make 'em pay,
So please don't try to beat my hustle
'Cause I'm just here to do
The Super Bowl Russell.
We are the Seahawks Russellin' Crew
Russellin' on down, doin' it for you.
We're so bad we know we're good.
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would.
You know we're just Russellin' for fun
Russellin' our stuff for everyone.
We are here to start some trouble.
We are here to do the Super Bowl Russell.
The sackman's comin', I'm your man Bennett.
If the quarterback's slow,
He's gonna get ben-nnt.
We stop the run, we stop the pass,
I like to dump guys on their ass.
We love to play for the world's best fans,
All 12s have made
Their Super Bowl plans.
But don't get ready or go to any trouble
Unless you practice
The Super Bowl Russell.
It's Earl here, and I'm Mr. Clean.
They call me "hit man,"
Don't know what they mean.
They throw it long and watch me run,
I'm on my man, one-on-one.
Quinn's guys'll knock you from here to the moon,
That's why they call us the Legion Of Boom.
Come on 'Hawk Fans, let's scream and yell,
We're goin' to do the Russell,
Then ring your bell.
You're lookin' at Chris-tin,
I'm the rook.
I may be fast, but I'm slow to cook.
You've seen me rap, you've seen me yell,
When I get the ball? Cold day in Hell.
I can dance, I can cuss
The others? I got to learn from Russ.
I came from one 12th Man over to the other,
I just came here to do
The Super Bowl Russell.
We are the Seahawks Russellin' Crew
Russellin' on down, doin' it for you.
We're so bad we know we're good.
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would.
You know we're just Russellin' for fun
Russellin' our stuff for everyone.
We are here to start some trouble.
We are here to do the Super Bowl Russell.