Russell Wilson meme thread

[chris98251]

He's probably the frontrunner at this point.

Seriously, what would RCW have to do to win Comeback POTY? Would it be based on his personal stats or team wins... both? What if the Broncos make the playoffs but he only has 15 passing TDs? ...or if they win 10 games but don't make the playoffs? ...or if he throws 3000 yds, 25 TDs, but they only win 9 games? I guess, if he keeps his starting job all year, he probably wins it, right? We know he covets personal awards. This one's probably within reach.

How many Votes will he get over Aaron Rodgers if he brings the Jets out of the Twilight zone.

 

[HawkRiderFan]

Do you think Jim Zorn would have ever acted like this?

No he was too busy singing wholesome songs like "milk it does the body good" instead.

Is there another Matrix movie being made and she's auditioning?

 

[Maelstrom787]

Remember how scared and upset people were when this dude got canned?

Lol. Russell was a dark cloud.

 

[Rat]

Is there another Matrix movie being made and she's auditioning?

Russ looks like he's thinking, "what could I wear to look like the biggest douche possible?"

Can't believe this is the same humble guy we drafted in the third round in 2012.

 

[Donn2390]

Were I Russell I would be far more concerned about not being benched by the third game than worrying about being Come back player of the year.. He is going to have unbelievable pressure to preform this year, too many hiccups and he will be fitted for a clipboard.

 

[toffee]

Were I Russell I would be far more concerned about not being benched by the third game than worrying about being Come back player of the year.. He is going to have unbelievable pressure to preform this year, too may hiccups and he will be fitted for a clipboard.

Wilson has two problem, a his declining athleticism, and, b. his fragile psyche ie the little Wilma living inside. For a. He may have to alter his Russball a bit, for b, he needs to beg Carroll not to trigger lil Wilma.

 

[SantaClaraHawk]

So Russ paid his friends a total of 300k a year to arrange this meeting in Sonoma? Then His foundation flies them out there, pays for them to be housed? Maybe thisCiara dress? Hey, but they raised 4.3M so why not you?

 

[Ostatehawk]

I don't even know what to say. Used to think Russ was pretty cool. Now I think he's one of the most bizarre people I know.

You shut your whore mouth! Just wait till his album comes out!



And you know that is happening at some point

 

[Ostatehawk]

Do you think Jim Zorn would have ever acted like this?

No he was too busy singing wholesome songs like "milk it does the body good" instead.

It doesnt even have to be a meme to be a meme. It is so awkward.

 

[seatownlowdown]

So Russ paid his friends a total of 300k a year to arrange this meeting in Sonoma? Then His foundation flies them out there, pays for them to be housed? Maybe thisCiara dress? Hey, but they raised 4.3M so why not you?

how dare you question his integrity!

just because he used the RW foundation as his personal piggy bank and lies about it, doesn't mean he's a two-faced phony.

and besides, those privileged hospital kids don't need the money anyway. it's far more important to read about how great a guy RW is in the newspaper and watch him spend that RW foundation money on lavish trips, 20k dresses for ciara, and his buddies.

 

[OrangeGravy]

You shut your whore mouth! Just wait till his album comes out!



And you know that is happening at some point

God please let that happen

 

[olyfan63]

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So then Russ is replacing John Cougar Mellencamp as lead singer for Mellencamp's upcoming tour? Ciara must be so jealous!

 

[James in PA]

So then Russ is replacing John Cougar Mellencamp as lead singer for Mellencamp's upcoming tour? Ciara must be so jealous!

I was thinking he might be joining the DeBarge reunion tour.

 

[chris98251]

So Russ paid his friends a total of 300k a year to arrange this meeting in Sonoma? Then His foundation flies them out there, pays for them to be housed? Maybe thisCiara dress? Hey, but they raised 4.3M so why not you?

Kind of makes me think of this, and Russell isn't Will Smith.

 

[GemCity]

God please let that happen

“Its me. Me3.
Mega-Paid QB of the Denver B.
Spending all yo charity mo-ney.
Why fly when you can ride.
Dangerwich till I die”.

First verse. I’ve heard the leak…

 

[bigskydoc]

Kind of makes me think of this, and Russell isn't Will Smith.

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A lot more similarities than it might seem on the surface, especially since Will got totally cucked by Jada

 

[Ostatehawk]

“Its me. Me3.
Mega-Paid QB of the Denver B.
Spending all yo charity mo-ney.
Why fly when you can ride.
Dangerwich till I die”.

First verse. I’ve heard the leak…

Not Bad!

RW3 may not release a full album of his own - which is really unfortunate - but would you bet against him having some sort of role in one of Ciara's songs? RW3 dropping some sort of cringy rap in the background? I am almost 100% that will happen at some point.

 

[SantaClaraHawk]

 

[SantaClaraHawk]

Russ every time he goes into Peytons office after a loss.

 

[Weadoption]

Russell crafted the ‘R’ fragrance reminiscing on the beginning of his relationship with Ciara when she would always ask him what scent he was wearing. A scent for a confident man that commands a room was the brief. Top notes consist of invigorating bergamot and black tea, blended with aromatic lavender and juicy pear blossom in the middle for a strong and dynamic energy. A smooth blend of patchouli, musk and vetiver drive the scent in the base, asserting an unmistakably sensual finish.