1. Carolina
2. Denver
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3. New England
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4. The heat death of the universe
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Last. Cardinals.
If it was possible, I'd rather see Larry Fitzgerald magically transformed into a Panthers WR, allow him to win a SB this season, and then he can retire permanently. I love him more than just about any non-Hawks player, but my distaste for Carson Palmer and my blinding hatred for Bruce Arians - plus the fact that they're division rivals - means I'd rather have the league cease to be than have the Cardinals win it all. Screw them.