Paul Allen had his identity stolen

[Throwdown]

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/20 ... ty-stolen/

Not gonna lie, I giggled

 

[JSeahawks]

Wasnt me!

But being the owner of my Seahawks and my Blazers he's pretty high on the list of guys i'd like to be.

 

[drdiags]

30 years for $15K. Hope it was worth it. Shows you if you have money, people respond to keeping you whole. ID theft seems like it usually isn't a high priority with the authorities. Maybe it was how the thief obtained or used the money that has the prison length so high?

 

[Shock2k]

Oooh. Man stealing a tech guys identity is like making fun of Star Wars or Star Trek. It's on.

 

[Seahawk Sailor]

Good that he got caught. Identity theft has only begun to see the tip of the iceberg. It's only gonna get worse. If we can snip it in the bud, even with just a few high-profile cases such as this, we'll make a bit of a difference.

 

[Omahawk]

Paul Allen is perhaps one of the coolest people in the world. The only thing that could possibly make him cooler is if he was able to bring the Sonics back.
* Hint, hint, Paul, if you're reading.

 

[Throwdown]

Paul Allen is perhaps one of the coolest people in the world. The only thing that could possibly make him cooler is if he was able to bring the Sonics back.
* Hint, hint, Paul, if you're reading.

Paul's hands are tied due to owning the blazers

 

[Zebulon Dak]

Paul Allen is perhaps one of the coolest people in the world. The only thing that could possibly make him cooler is if he was able to bring the Sonics back.
* Hint, hint, Paul, if you're reading.

Paul's hands are tied due to owning the blazers

What sucks is that there's probably exactly 2 people in Oregon wealthy enough to buy the Blazers if PA were to sell them. Not that he is going to... just that Portland needs him as much or more than Seattle does. We lose the Blazers and we're goddam Omaha. Minus the steaks or whatever it is they have in Omaha.

 

[Throwdown]

Do we have anyone from Omaha on this board to tell us what they got?

All of a sudden I'm curious as hell.

 

[nanomoz]

I believe someone in Omaha invented the TV Dinner. Who doesn't love Hungry Man?

 

[Throwdown]

I believe someone in Omaha invented the TV Dinner. Who doesn't love Hungry Man?

Me, glorified snacks they are!!

 

[nanomoz]

I believe someone in Omaha invented the TV Dinner. Who doesn't love Hungry Man?

Me, glorified snacks they are!!

No one said you could eat only one. :thirishdrinkers:

 

[kearly]

Oh well. At least it's not as bad as when Patrick Bateman stole his identity.

 

[A London Hawk]

It's not steaks, it's The Beef.

 

[Zebulon Dak]

I just picked Omaha. I dunno. Lincoln. Peoria. Liberty. Whatever.

 

[Throwdown]

I just picked Omaha. I dunno. Lincoln. Peoria. Liberty. Whatever.

I dunno, Portlands kind of dope. At least I thought so the one time i visited, but I was just going to the zoo. I really took a road trip to Portland just to see the zoo.

 

[Zebulon Dak]

I just picked Omaha. I dunno. Lincoln. Peoria. Liberty. Whatever.

I dunno, Portlands kind of dope. At least I thought so the one time i visited, but I was just going to the zoo, I really took a road trip to Portland just to see the zoo.

It is dope! It's a great little city! But you take away the Blazers and it's just... I dunno... I ran out of comparisons. Dover? Frankfort? Des Moines?

 

[NYCoug]

Oh well. At least it's not as bad as when Patrick Bateman stole his identity.

True. Nice one. He's lucky Bateman didn't kill him with an axe to the face and leave his body dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. Now if you'll excuse me... I have to return some video tapes.

 

[Seeker]

Paul Allen's reaction should have been "15k? man here" and just gave it to him.