Jimmy Johnson halftime analysis

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Hairspray fumes soaked into his skull and affected his thinking.
 

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hawksfansinceday1":3to1r7vi said:
Stick to pimping boner pills dumbass.

This. Still pimping that crap even with the owner facing fraud charges. He's just a greasy ass little Cane / Cowboy. Not many combinations worse than that.
 

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djb28":vsa8eeik said:
Hairspray fumes soaked into his skull and affected his thinking.
Yep, someone needs to clue him up, that that stuff is for sprayin' and NOT FOR HUFFIN'
 

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The early onset dementia may be an unlisted side effect of the extenze pills he's been taking for his little old man wiener...
 

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seabowl":3v0gmjxf said:
Anyone else catch him saying that one reason why the Hawks are doing so well is due to their health? I guess with 60% of our OL out and the top 2 receiving threats in Rice and Harvin out as well I am not sure what he considers injured. Have always liked his analysis but this just showed he had no idea.

Jimmy Johnson is an amazing coach but lets remember he is retired. He likes to have a part time gig. He is not a serious reporter he is a part time hire retired coach. Its impossible for him to keep up with every team because he isn't a dedicated reporter in the nfl. I like to listen to him but lets keep it all in mind.
 

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seabowl":35q9mck9 said:
Anyone else catch him saying that one reason why the Hawks are doing so well is due to their health? I guess with 60% of our OL out and the top 2 receiving threats in Rice and Harvin out as well I am not sure what he considers injured. Have always liked his analysis but this just showed he had no idea.
Well, we aren't Dallas or University of Miami so give an old man a break already!
 

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HawkWow":2cx3cvik said:
hawksfansinceday1":2cx3cvik said:
Stick to pimping boner pills dumbass.

This. Still pimping that crap even with the owner facing fraud charges. He's just a greasy ass little Cane / Cowboy. Not many combinations worse than that.
Example #2: Michael Irvin. 'Nuff said.
 

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seabowl":38qu6ky5 said:
Anyone else catch him saying that one reason why the Hawks are doing so well is due to their health? I guess with 60% of our OL out and the top 2 receiving threats in Rice and Harvin out as well I am not sure what he considers injured. Have always liked his analysis but this just showed he had no idea.

It's all relative man. Defense is 100% other than Browner now but not much if any drop off there. Yeah we are missing 3 OL, Rice, and Harvin. BUT 1) Rice hasn't been a factor at all this season. So while it is a drop in depth I do not believe his absence hurts us much at all. 2) Harvin has yet to play 1 down with us so if we compare our team with last years it is irrelevant. 3) O-line hurts big time and the offense has been hard to watch in large part due to the line. Which brings us back full circle to the defense being 100% and that's the reason Seattle is doing so well.
 

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Maybe he has been sipping from Bradshaw's "health drink" flask.

Seriously, that entire crew is a joke. Howie Long is the best one, and that is not saying much, in my opinion.
 

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He was doing most of his comparison to Green Bay who have lost something like ten key players. I have been amazed at how few injuries we have had. Especially considering how aggressively our guys play.
 

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None of the guys on that show are there for their football analysis, they're there for ratings and "comedy". If you're tuning in to those clowns and expecting some kind of high level analitical breakdown of teams, match-ups and games you're on the wrong channel.
 

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If JJ hadn't made his comments directly after watching Browner and McDonald knocked out of the game due to injuries, it wouldn't have been funny to me.
 

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Ignorant comment, but take it as a compliment. Because it means that to someone who's paid to analyze professional football there's not distinguishable dropoff between our missing starters and our backups.

If Johnson can't tell our backups are in the game? That just means someone needs to give Schneider a raise, cause this team is filthy deep.
 

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Nice! Great point, JJ can't tell our backups are in! Who can blame him.. Look what happened to the poor Cowboys against New Orleans the moment Sean Lee went out of the game. NO hung a 49er (points) on the poor Cowboys.
 

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