DeeJay Dallas Head Shot: You Make The Caption

[AROS]

 

[pmedic920]

“Tell me you sharted, without telling me you sharted”.

 

[AROS]

"Those AREN'T pillows!"

(Fans of Planes, Trains and Automobiles will get the reference)

 

[Ad Hawk]

"I just saw John Schneider without a shirt on"

 

[rjas77]

I can’t believe I made the cut

 

[Throwdown]

God I hate him, almost as much as I hate Bellore. But at least Dallas contributes

 

[Maulbert]

He looks like a character out of Key & Peele's weird football names sketch.

 

[Hawkstorian]

Contemplating next random sub-tweet.

 

[suppaball]

Opps I made poopie in my pants.

 

[JPatera76]

“Wait.. I didn’t get cut?”

 

[Sports Hernia]

There is a story behind that.

 

[GetNjigbaWithIt]

"My wife just showed me her boobies for the 800th time."

 

[Ruminator]

NFL's version of Kraken's Tanev.

 

[WmHBonney]

"Daammnnn.....look at this running back room!!"

 

[PateratoWilson]

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He’s a Kraken fan!! . Go Turbo Tanev!!

 

[PateratoWilson]

"My wife just showed me her boobies for the 800th time."

She must’ve gotten an enlargement.

 

[MyrtleHawk]

“Wait.. I didn’t get cut?”

Took the words right out of my mouth. I would've added "Shit, I gotta delete that tweet..." right after though.

 

[SoulfishHawk]

NFL's version of Kraken's Tanev.

Yep, they are good friends.

 

[Hawknight]

Reminder to self..no dressing in the dark..wife's panties way too tight

 

[cymatica]

Please let go of my balls honey, I won't cheat on you ever again