Count Pukala

[HawkRiderFan]

Since I am not an authority on how bite marks look, is that picture how a bite mark would look?

Does this remind any Seinfield fans of the episode where Jon Voight bit Kramer?

 

[pittpnthrs]

This guy is quickly falling apart. What a headcase.

 

[CouchLogic]

Not sure of the validity of any of this, but damn...it brings the lols. I'll laugh at a good Puker story any time.

 

[kidhawk]

Puka denial in 3…2…1…

Puka Nacua's attorney denies allegations he bit a woman, made an antisemitic remark

Nacua's attorney said the claims are false and called the situation "blackmail," alleging the accuser sought millions.

www.cbssports.com

 

[glenwo2]

Puka gonna Nacua.

 

[chris98251]

He was trying out.

 

[Timberhawk]

Why is he biting people? And how did she let him get so close to bite her?

His attorneys admit he did bite her. They chalk it up to “horseplay” apparently they were all in a Van or something after a night out and he was getting close to the ladies and handsy.

What a creeper.

 

[chris98251]

this is creepy....

These were cool

 

[Ruminator]

New Puka card, shoulder-biting edition. Sure to be worth a fortune in just a few days when Rams cut their losses and waive the guy.

 

[glenwo2]

New Puka card, shoulder-biting edition. Sure to be worth a fortune in just a few days when Rams cut their losses and waive the guy.

AI is certainly something else.

 

[FrodosFinger]

I guess Def Leppard was on point when they sang “Love Bites”

 

[Pandion Haliaetus]

Im probably going to remember “NaCHEWa” for the rest of my miserable life, its that good.

 

[AROS]

Great receiver. Absolute shit show of a human. Enjoy, Rams!

 

[HawkRiderFan]

New Puka card, shoulder-biting edition. Sure to be worth a fortune in just a few days when Rams cut their losses and waive the guy.

Every fan in that section by the visitors tunnel should have one of these ready to go for when the Rams visit in 26.

 

[Cyrus12]

If the bite marks do fit you must not acquit...I believe this victim wholeheartedly. Puka is a psycho...

 

[Ruminator]

Every fan in that section by the visitors tunnel should have one of these ready to go for when the Rams visit in 26.

That would be great. Fans holding giant bite-mark signs during warm-ups, team intro from tunnel, halftime start, halftime finish, and once the game concludes and players head back to the locker room.

 

[CouchLogic]

They have to pay him so much money, it's awesome. Thanks JS/MM/JSN, that's bomb.

ETA* Give everyone those halloween dracula fangs.

 

[Wsumatt1982]

Those bite marks are fake. There is no way it left an imprint all the way to the gums on his front teeth. And on the flat part of the shoulder, not the curved part. I don't like Puka but this is complete BS.

 

[Azvacar]

Those bite marks are fake. There is no way it left an imprint all the way to the gums on his front teeth. And on the flat part of the shoulder, not the curved part. I don't like Puka but this is complete BS.

"He described Nacua biting Atiabi's shoulder as "horseplay" to the Los Angeles Times."

I guess his lawyer should shut up then if they are fake eh?

 

[HawkRiderFan]

The story is in The Athletic now (behind a paywall). In that story it says he bit 2 women. Atiabi "and her female friend"