Your mother is the town pump.

Anyone know where I can get a Twatwaffle?

The Radish wrote:

Floridahawk79 wrote:Yeah, "Maker my words" had a good run. Gets my vote

That and "so and so is mannnnnnnnn" are both from Kbowen75 who I haven't noticed here for a long time.

If you go way back to the early years whatsyurprob set eveyone on their asses laughing when he insisted there is such a word as "Oathetic", refusing forever the idea he had just hit the wrong letter on the keyboard.

Mark where ever you are us old timers still laugh about that.

Damn, Les, you beat me to it!

whatsyurprob was the gift that kept on giving back in the day. Remember when he claimed to have called up Walter Jones' agent back when Jones was holding out and getting franchised every year? How oathetic!

hawksfansinceday1 wrote:cboom: "Wilson is the worst QB I've ever seen and I've seen them all"

This

I'm grown

"Championship" After signing a dude who is a camp fodder...Also "Camp fodder"

I will be monitoring the situation very closely.

"He has a high motor"

"Bro I watch film"

"There is no such thing as a Seahawk"

I remember the epic threads on that one.

Maker my words is a great one

"The mirror"

" I like asparagas "

HoustonHawk82 wrote:"It is known"

Original, applicable, timely, and just plain boisterous.

You're welcome.


My favorite was in the thread where Rockhawk asked where he could find a twatwaffle, and AbsolutNET replied "The mirror". I laughed for about 4 days on that one.

*edit* well, I see a couple of others remember that one, too. "Bro I watch film" was another good one too, well done, Missing Clink.

Are we talking quotes or memes here? Because most everything this thread is more of a .net meme than a quote.

Floridahawk79 wrote:Yeah, "Maker my words" had a good run. Gets my vote

this

Lofa Tatupu is Grrrrrrr......

Floridahawk79 wrote:Yeah, "Maker my words" had a good run. Gets my vote

"It's time to give Matt Flynn a look, just a look"

I will be monitoring this situation very closely.

BillA

Throw will love this: "My Hawkas!"

Hitter tackler

Blitzer88 wrote:Throw will love this: "My Hawkas!"

Ha!

It's been mentioned several times already, but to me there is none greater. KBowen75 achieved legendary status in just a few posts. Never before has a guy garnered that big a reaction to so little said. I think we scared him off.

He had three quotes that were all instant platinum hits: "Hass is mannnnnnnnnnn," "Tatupu is rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr," and "maker my words!"

The Radish wrote:This is a Seattle sports quote but not a .net one. My favorite of all time.

"Get out the mustard and rye bread Grandma,,its Grand Salami time."

Gives me goose bumps just reading it.

Definitely my favorite Seattle sports quote. Man, I miss Dave Niehaus. He can never be replaced...

Wasn't there a thread titled "Superb Owl" a while back instead of Super Bowl? That created some laughs with all the pictures and Memes made.

Also the thing with DuncunsDad/trauma hawk and Whitehurst was a classic tale.

Recon_Hawk wrote:Wasn't there a thread titled "Superb Owl" a while back instead of Super Bowl? That created some laughs with all the pictures and Memes made.

Haha, yeah.

Recon_Hawk wrote:Wasn't there a thread titled "Superb Owl" a while back instead of Super Bowl? That created some laughs with all the pictures and Memes made.

I don't remember if that was on here or on Field Gulls. Either way, it was freaking hilarious.

cboom wrote:Wilson is the worst QB I have seen as a Hawks fan. And I have been around long enough to see them all.

cboom wrote:Football is not my game because I'm not jumping on the bandwagon of believing a short QB will lead this team to the promise land? A couple years from now Wilson will be forgotten about and you will forget I said he would fail.

I don't think it gets much better than the wisdom and prognostications of cboom.

Not a quote, but whoever equated the Seahawks success with their weed smoking habits thread was one of my all time favorites. How it was so sincere and apologetic was classic.

BattleOfSeattle wrote:

cboom wrote:Wilson is the worst QB I have seen as a Hawks fan. And I have been around long enough to see them all.

cboom wrote:Football is not my game because I'm not jumping on the bandwagon of believing a short QB will lead this team to the promise land? A couple years from now Wilson will be forgotten about and you will forget I said he would fail.

I don't think it gets much better than the wisdom and prognostications of cboom.

I might have to archive that thread. cboom and Verndog together

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=50155

TJ! TJ! TJ! TJ!TJ! TJ! TJ! TJ!TJ! TJ! TJ! TJ!TJ! TJ! TJ! TJ!

By the way it was Maker my word, that was the funniest part, no r.

And yes the strings with whatsyurprob screaming "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A SEAHAWK!" along with his oathetic made him a memory favorite.

In the Oathetic thing I can clearly remember Doub, Todd, myself, and many others in our backyard discussing those comments. Agreed that Kbowen75s comments were instant hilarity while whatsyurprob's oathetic comment got funnier by the day as he spent about a week insisting that was a word.

There were many during the Secret Squirrel, Doug Snazel, Matt Wolf, times. It was a fun time to be with Seahawks.net

GreenHawk wrote:I will be monitoring the situation very closely.

This

Check your PMs!

AbsolutNET wrote:

BattleOfSeattle wrote:

cboom wrote:Wilson is the worst QB I have seen as a Hawks fan. And I have been around long enough to see them all.

cboom wrote:Football is not my game because I'm not jumping on the bandwagon of believing a short QB will lead this team to the promise land? A couple years from now Wilson will be forgotten about and you will forget I said he would fail.

I don't think it gets much better than the wisdom and prognostications of cboom.

I might have to archive that thread. cboom and Verndog together

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=50155

Thankfully it didn't have that freaky dog/human avatar

"tatupu is rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."

CANHawk wrote:Your mother is the town pump.

Just reading that made me crack up again, this was definitely one of the funniest ever Can.

I got shredded when I jokingly said I didn't know what Twitter was. That was pretty funny. Obviously I know what it is, I just haven't used it....yet
At the time I thought it was harsh, now I just think it's funny. Especially the part where I was told I think I'm better than everyone because I don't use twitter.

Blitzer88 wrote:Throw will love this: "My Hawkas!"

Hahaha...that was mine. I made a typo in the chat one game and it was born.

Incorrect.

YaktownHawK wrote:

CANHawk wrote:Your mother is the town pump.

Just reading that made me crack up again, this was definitely one of the funniest ever Can.

Yeah, that was a hella fun. Back when Jester, Loaf and I used to like trolling other people's boards. It's funny, now that I have a team that's totally worth bragging about, I don't feel the need to troll anyone. I guess in a way, I've outsourced all my trolling to Richard Sherman!

I totally miss Duncan's Traumatic Dad though. That guy was my muse. He would get so wound up... <sigh> I used to imagine a pissed off little Ricky Ricardo reading my posts on the other end of the computer; waiving his arms and cussing in Spanish (even though I'm pretty sure he was Portugese). Comedy gold. I admit though, I got a little scared when he started talking about his "weapon collection". Sure I live in Canada, but I come visit Seattle a lot. That's all I need is that crazy mo fo blowing me away while I stand in line for Garlic Fries.

I always liked the napkin defensive scheme. Not sure that counts as a quote.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck

GUH!

cvnt

(I can type that here right?)

Scottemojo wrote:GUH!

Damn, another one of my gameday chat typos....

"Great post Aros. I totally agree."

The cboom thing was so hilarious. Did he ever come back in?

I know it ain't a quote or a meme, but since we're drudging up memories, I thought the Uniform thread was hilarious.

There are a lot of clever, funny guys and gals on here. You guys have me cracking up all the time.

Oh man! the 100 page uniform thread kept me alive that offseason! CLASSIC