Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Seahawks

[Aircrew]

Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Seattle Seahawks | Defector

Some people are fans of the Seattle Seahawks. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Seattle Seahawks. This 2023 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: Seattle Seahawks. Let’s doink it up in here a little. (They won this...

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These aren't as hysterical as they used to be, but they still have their moments, like this:

What might not suck: Pairing JSN with D.K. Metcalf and Tyler Lockett means that every Seahawks game is gonna be a 51-48, Big 12-style shootout. I am fu***ng DOWN with that. Beats whatever Denver will do.

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[JPatera76]

just right click the sign up box and inspect and delete the element.

ALSO.. most are funny this is flat out just an ignorant rant more so about Seattle/PNW and the people. Overall, it's a 0/10 nowhere near as FUNNY or Humorous as the others imo.

 

[Hawkstorian]

Yeah, these were really funny about 10 years ago.

 

[Aircrew]

Lol. Take it easy, Francis. Talk about taking yourselves too seriously.

 

[bigskydoc]

just right click the sign up box and inspect and delete the element.

ALSO.. most are funny this is flat out just an ignorant rant more so about Seattle/PNW and the people. Overall, it's a 0/10 nowhere near as FUNNY or Humorous as the others imo.

TIL