The Annual RockHawk "It's only Preseason" Reminder

[LawlessHawk]

Also, please don't stop changing your underwear or shaving until the start of the regular season.

 

[SeaTown81]

These are all great points. And ones I think should apply to the regular season as well.

 

[Sports Hernia]

Geez Rock, do you think we are a bunch of Cowboy fans??????

 

[Rocket]

Geez Rock, do you think we are a bunch of Cowboy fans??????

:34853_doh:

 

[bellingerga]

There are times that what you see in preseason does have bering

Strait up, Dom.

what you did there. I see it.

 

[Rocket]

Ah... Mariner jokes, but without the balls.

 

[Largent80]

# = shuddup.

 

[AROS]

Sound advice. And the likes of which I fully plan on implementing. Until kickoff.

 

[hgwellz12]

Just went to the doctor today to get my 2 month supply of Blue Footballs (Alpralozam) refilled! I will be fine this year.
No broken tv remotes. Wife and daughter can stay home without worrying about me being too profane if we royally eff up.

And hey, don't judge me, over the last month I weened myself off of 180 10mg Oxycodone/month (for 2 straight years) and took my last 2 pills 3 days ago
and feel fine. Someone that's been 'there' outta be able to give me some props! I'm pretty damn proud.

 

[CANHawk]

Just went to the doctor today to get my 2 month supply of Blue Footballs (Alpralozam) refilled! I will be fine this year.
No broken tv remotes. Wife and daughter can stay home without worrying about me being too profane if we royally eff up.

And hey, don't judge me, over the last month I weened myself off of 180 10mg Oxycodone/month (for 2 straight years) and took my last 2 pills 3 days ago
and feel fine. Someone that's been 'there' outta be able to give me some props! I'm pretty damn proud.

I haven't been there, but props nonetheless. Wife recently went on Ativan. I fricken love that shit...

 

[hgwellz12]

Thanks CANhawk! I've heard good things about ativan btw, it's similar to Xanax (Alpralozam) correct?

 

[hgwellz12]

*Alprazolam

i always spell it (and obviously 'SAY' it) wrong. Either way, it works wonders for my anxiety...which "magically" heightens tenfold around this time of the year.

 

[The Radish]

Just went to the doctor today to get my 2 month supply of Blue Footballs (Alpralozam) refilled! I will be fine this year.
No broken tv remotes. Wife and daughter can stay home without worrying about me being too profane if we royally eff up.

And hey, don't judge me, over the last month I weened myself off of 180 10mg Oxycodone/month (for 2 straight years) and took my last 2 pills 3 days ago
and feel fine. Someone that's been 'there' outta be able to give me some props! I'm pretty damn proud.

I haven't been there, but props nonetheless. Wife recently went on Ativan. I fricken love that shit...

Add a thumbs up from me as well.

:th2thumbs:

 

[Anonymous]

Just went to the doctor today to get my 2 month supply of Blue Footballs (Alpralozam) refilled! I will be fine this year.
No broken tv remotes. Wife and daughter can stay home without worrying about me being too profane if we royally eff up.

And hey, don't judge me, over the last month I weened myself off of 180 10mg Oxycodone/month (for 2 straight years) and took my last 2 pills 3 days ago
and feel fine. Someone that's been 'there' outta be able to give me some props! I'm pretty damn proud.

I've been there...

You have put yourself through an ordeal that is roughly equivalent to giving birth to a 5-year-old. Congratulations.