Russell Wilson meme thread

[chrispy]

From the same evening....
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I just don't see the same things in the body language that some of you are seeing.

Anybody know what that bracelet is Joe's wearing?

...looks like it says <e>

 

[IndyHawk]

Anybody know what that bracelet is Joe's wearing?

...looks like it says <e>

Looks like one of those magnet healing bracelets that was a thing years ago
It was said they help with pain.
Just my guess anyway but I'm sure Joe has many aches,it was a brutal era he
played QB in.

 

[bigskydoc]

Looks like one of those wristbands you get when you've paid your cover charge.

Given this was in Scottsdale, at the Super Bowl, it's entirely possible that Joe was drinking elsewhere before meeting up with Peyton and crew.

My first thought, when I saw the pics, was that Joe looks like he's already had a touch too much to drink.

 

[SantaClaraHawk]

A quarter billion dollar qb captured on what appears to be a 2006 flip phone

 

[BlueTalon]

A quarter billion dollar qb captured on what appears to be a 2006 flip phone

Joking aside, that's the kind of stuff he needs to be doing A LOT of. If he sheds 15 pounds or so, and works on his speed and agility, he can maybe regain some of the mobility he lost last year.

 

[GGotskill]

Joking aside, that's the kind of stuff he needs to be doing A LOT of. If he sheds 15 pounds or so, and works on his speed and agility, he can maybe regain some of the mobility he lost last year.

He lost his mobility years ago.

 

[SantaClaraHawk]

Russ is trying to hide his figure or lack thereof, I reckon. Otherwise why the blurry ness?

 

[CouchLogic]

Russ is trying to hide his figure or lack thereof, I reckon. Otherwise why the blurry ness?

Look at how fast he's gotten this off-season, he's a friggin blur. So fast, so wow!

Put the league on notice!

 

[BlueTalon]

He lost his mobility years ago.

Fair enough, but my point remains. He can regain some of his mobility if he loses weight and works on sprints & agility.

I don't think he will, but that's what it would take.

 

[IndyHawk]

I'd rather get flamed than look at awful staged pics by team 3.

 

[nanomoz]

His performative religiosity makes me gag.

 

[SantaClaraHawk]

Russellwilsons church accused of extorting employees

Lawsuit: Celebrity-friendly church required workers to tithe

SEATTLE (AP) — A Seattle-area megachurch that counts celebrities such as Russell Wilson and Justin Bieber among its thousands of members has been accused in a lawsuit of requiring employees to donate some of their earnings back to the religious organization or risk being fired.

apnews.com

Rw is on the board.

And this…

High-profile Kirkland megachurch leaders accused of forcing staff to donate

Churchome in Kirkland is being sued by an employee who alleges she was threatened with termination when she couldn't afford to tithe, or donate, to the megachurch.

www.king5.com

So let’s get this straight.

On the board of a church that extorts employees.
Head of a foundation that pays his friends 75 percent of earnings.
Husband of a woman who sounds like a sick cat and embarrassed him the first time he had dinner with his coach.
Fat, slow, hides It with mid 2000 cell tech.
Owner of a 4-12 record, 6-8 before that.

God, bring on the double herpes, grasshopper plagues and lawsuits on this man. Especially the last.he’s on the bod and liable.

 

[OrangeGravy]

His performative religiosity makes me gag.

That's the master plan. The flock will be thoroughly fleeced once the NFL cash flow stops. You don't associate with mega churches as a celebrity for any reason not involving vanity

 

[toffee]

Russellwilsons church accused of extorting employees

Lawsuit: Celebrity-friendly church required workers to tithe

SEATTLE (AP) — A Seattle-area megachurch that counts celebrities such as Russell Wilson and Justin Bieber among its thousands of members has been accused in a lawsuit of requiring employees to donate some of their earnings back to the religious organization or risk being fired.

apnews.com

Rw is on the board.

And this…

High-profile Kirkland megachurch leaders accused of forcing staff to donate

Churchome in Kirkland is being sued by an employee who alleges she was threatened with termination when she couldn't afford to tithe, or donate, to the megachurch.

www.king5.com

So let’s get this straight.

On the board of a church that extorts employees.
Head of a foundation that pays his friends 75 percent of earnings.
Husband of a woman who sounds like a sick cat and embarrassed him the first time he had dinner with his coach.
Fat, slow, hides It with mid 2000 cell tech.
Owner of a 4-12 record, 6-8 before that.

God, bring on the double herpes, grasshopper plagues and lawsuits on this man. Especially the last.he’s on the bod and liable.

Unlike this video editor, Our Wilson get paid big bucks for sitting on the church's board of directors. Ya think Wilson will let them use his good name for free?

 

[SantaClaraHawk]

Unlike this video editor, Our Wilson get paid big bucks for sitting on the church's board of directors. Ya think Wilson will let them use his good name for free?

It doesn’t matter whether he did or not. The board of a nonprofit is there to be the final arbiter. They alone can fire the ceo and president.

Russ invokes Jesus to literally swindle and extort people For him and his friends. His wife. That’s it.

Alaska Air And especially Seattle children’s need to cut any ties they have with this grifter. Hes gotta be the most hated person in Seattle.

 

[SantaClaraHawk]

 

[Donn2390]

Going to church on Sundays doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car...

 

[NoGain]

His performative religiosity makes me gag.

Well said. He makes Tim Tebow look like a B-actor in the sanctimonious department.

 

[SantaClaraHawk]

This is from a side church that this cancerous churchome owns.. They’re just like Scientology’s tactics.

At least it made Ciara put on a normal nightie for like two hours.

 

[NoGain]

This is from a side church that this cancerous church one runs. They’re just like Scientology’s tactics.

At least it made Ciara put on a normal nightie for like two hours.

I'm sure they were "spotted" at the church by their publicity team.