Russell Wilson off-season meme thread

[Vesuve]

Hmmm about this

Are we... 12 years old?

 

[Hawknight]

Thanks for Cooking Russ

 

[SantaClaraHawk]

He has Ciaras son that he’s raising … guess he isn’t one of Jesus’ two perfect miracles

 

[oldhawkfan]

He has Ciaras son that he’s raising … guess he isn’t one of Jesus’ two perfect miracles

Looks like he missed a wide open social media love for his step son. Oops.

 

[SantaClaraHawk]

Your thoughts behind this branding strategy.

 

[SantaClaraHawk]

Mkay, let’s look at the Russ outfit here. This would be what people wear that worry that they’re fat, and frankly, Russ looks it.

 

[BlueTalon]

Your thoughts behind this branding strategy.

Part of me wonders if Russ knows what Boa constrictors eat. If he knows they eat small mammals. If he realizes his kids are small mammals.

 

[SantaClaraHawk]

Part of me wonders if Russ knows what Boa constrictors eat. If he knows they eat small mammals. If he realizes his kids are small mammals.

Russell himself is a small mammal.

 

[BlueTalon]

Russell himself is a small mammal.

While true, he's not quite as bite-sized as his kids.

 

[SantaClaraHawk]

So does Russ want to list his Seattle mansion with Tyler yet?

 

[Turtle]

 

[BASF]

While true, he's not quite as bite-sized as his kids.

An anaconda would have zero problem with swallowing Me3.

 

[BlueTalon]

An anaconda would have zero problem with swallowing Me3.

No doubt.

 

[SantaClaraHawk]

No doubt.

Why is an Animal handler allowing Russ to handle a dangerous animal.

 

[BlueTalon]

Why is an Animal handler allowing Russ to handle a dangerous animal.

Why did Russ have an animal handler bring a predatory reptile to his child's birthday party? The mind boggles.

I'd feel the same way if he'd gotten someone to bring a lion or an alligator or a hippo to his child's birthday party. (Hippos aren't carnivorous, but they can kill a human in an instant if they suddenly get motivated to do so.)

 

[SantaClaraHawk]

 

[morgulon1]

Why did Russ have an animal handler bring a predatory reptile to his child's birthday party? The mind boggles.

I'd feel the same way if he'd gotten someone to bring a lion or an alligator or a hippo to his child's birthday party. (Hippos aren't carnivorous, but they can kill a human in an instant if they suddenly get motivated to do so.)

To eat Ciara and Future's kid. (Accident)

 

[SantaClaraHawk]

 

[SantaClaraHawk]

hwahaha

 

[toffee]

Why is an Animal handler allowing Russ to handle a dangerous animal.

DangeRuss vs dangerous snake, my money on the one that's unlimited.