Russell Wilson is so short...

[therealjohncarlson]

Willy Wonka tried to recruit him to his factory as an oompa loompa.

 

[Shaz]

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[SundayNiteBlackout]

Shaz doesn't take kindly to short jokes. That was pretty bad though, dude.

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[JonRud]

That defensive players can't find him so he keeps running around and beating the crap out of them with his head, legs & arms.

 

[Galen96]

You can find him at one end of a rainbow, and his pot of Golden treasure at the other.?

 

[Sarlacc83]

Yo momma so fat, physicists use her to study the effects of black holes.

 

[Happypuppy]

He can't go on thunder mountain without a parent

 

[mikeak]

That joke fell short......

 

[12evanf]

The joke is on us for reading this thread.

 

[CaptainSkybeard]

I am shorter than Wilson, by a couple inches. I have had to listen to short jokes my whole life, each time everyone thinks they are being original.

Just gets annoying after a while. Also annoying is everyone calling Wilson short, but I would give my left one to gain the few inches to be at his height.

 

[samwize77]

Russell Wilson is so short it doesn't matter.......Little Big Man

 

[hawksfansinceday1]

I am shorter than Wilson, by a couple inches. I have had to listen to short jokes my whole life, each time everyone thinks they are being original.

Just gets annoying after a while.......

I'm the opposite....6'7" tall but I get what you're saying from the other end of the spectrum. Do you have any idea how many times in my life I've heard the following:

"Wow you're tall. How tall are you?"
"I'll bet you played basketball."

I almost always reply politely "Six foot-seven" and "Yes I did" but many times I've wanted to say "Do you ask a heavy person how much they weigh?" and even better, "No, I didn't play basketball. I actually was a jockey".
It works both ways man, believe me. Most people think being quite tall is an advantage, and sometimes it is of course. But there are plenty of times it is not. For example, I despise sitting coach in airplanes, back seats in cars, any bed smaller than a king-sized (unless I'm sleeping alone, then a queen is sufficient), I have to shop for coats that are XL Tall, not just XL or the sleeves are too short, etc.

Another one I hear is: "I have a (insert relative/friend/aquantience of choice here) that's 6'6" (or 6'9" or 6'5" or......)".

 

[12evanf]

I'm 5'11 and I've been called both tall and short depending on the company I keep unno:

Here's a joke: Russell Wilson is soooo short that he dropped to the 3rd round and we got the steal of the draft.

 

[therealjohncarlson]

I am shorter than Wilson, by a couple inches. I have had to listen to short jokes my whole life, each time everyone thinks they are being original.

Just gets annoying after a while. Also annoying is everyone calling Wilson short, but I would give my left one to gain the few inches to be at his height.

So am I... Im 5'8.... I thought most would get the fact that this was a parody thread on everyone calling him short.

 

[CaptainSkybeard]

I am shorter than Wilson, by a couple inches. I have had to listen to short jokes my whole life, each time everyone thinks they are being original.

Just gets annoying after a while. Also annoying is everyone calling Wilson short, but I would give my left one to gain the few inches to be at his height.

So am I... Im 5'8.... I thought most would get the fact that this was a parody thread on everyone calling him short.

Oh i get the thread, just pounced on an opportunity to bash short jokes

 

[The Radish]

Wilson jokes already being discussed here.

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=58396

 

[The Radish]

Wilson jokes already being discussed here.

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=58396