LOL Straight up. Spin basically just said:
"Ehhh...My wife birthed my average ass kids, would burn water, and still needs a coffee cup of lube when we get busy twice a month.
I really think I should "role" with Susy! Sure, she has 5 kids by 8 different guys, cooks me Kraft Mac n Cheese for dinner, watches Real Housewives of Kardashian & Tucker Carlson all day, uses the credit card at Dollar Tree, and can hardly spell, even with a mini quantum computer in her greasy hands.
That being said, she's still only 27 years old and the effects of her chronic tanning and smoking hasn't set in yet. Plus she's got great titties! I can MOLD her into an acceptable housewife!
Look, I honestly don't think Susy will ever amount to much. But a guy like me can't ask for much anyway. I'm gonna leave my high school sweetheart who's allergic to the sun with a bum knee and dentures for Susy! She's 6 years younger than wifey so she's gonna live 6 years longer!"
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Holy Hell where do they make these jokers!?