D Lawrence response to Micah Parsons

[seabowl]

This was from back in March, but looking at it now, Lawrence could absolutely destroy Parsons with a tweet. Interesting how things evolve.

 

[MORGULON]

I like that Mr Lawrence tweets in complete sentences. I also like that he is a complete player and leader with something to prove with Seattle.

GB is going to be a tragedy when they realize they paid 60MM per season to a situational pass rusher who now isn't playing on turf in a 70° air conditioned stadium but the frozen tundra of Wisconsin.

I don't know why I dislike GB. But I do.

 

[jman316]

I don't know why I dislike GB. But I do.

Maybe it’s because the majority of their fans are insufferable douchenozzles.

 

[ccla]

Maybe it’s because the majority of their fans are insufferable douchenozzles.

I do not know, I have a good friend that is a cheesehead fan. Of course when I talk football to him I call the team Seahawks East because of all the front office and player poaching we have done over the years. He is a good sport about it.

 

[MORGULON]

Maybe it’s because the majority of their fans are insufferable douchenozzles.

This and of course they think they invented football, have the lamest uniforms in the history of sport .
It's as if the championship trophy is named after one of their coaches.

Did I tell you they smell bad too?

 

[jman316]

I do not know, I have a good friend that is a cheesehead fan. Of course when I talk football to him I call the team Seahawks East because of all the front office and player poaching we have done over the years. He is a good sport about it.

Oh , c’mon! Being all reasonable is no fun!

Guess I’m just a little salty over the cheesehead invasion and subsequent chanting that has taken place over the years.

Go Pack, Go!
more like…

Go Home Pack!

 

[GemCity]

When D-Law has a better season than Parsons, I’d love for him to retweet to the retweet.

Try saying that last part fast. It’s either me, or the bourbon.

 

[Sperrydogg]

 

[pmedic920]

Scheme and coaching maters (goes w/o saying) I suppose.

I think DLaw is a good fit for what we have going on, it’s yet to be determined how Parsons will pan out playing on the frozen tundra several games a season.

I wish Parsons no permanent bad happenings , but it certainly wouldn’t disappoint me to see him in a flat spin spiraling towards said tundra.

YMMV

 

[CPHawk]

This and of course they think they invented football, have the lamest uniforms in the history of sport .
It's as if the championship trophy is named after one of their coaches.

Did I tell you they smell bad too?

I’d disagree. The lamest has to be a tie between the browns and stealers. Followed by GB then the chiefs.

 

[MORGULON]

I’d disagree. The lamest has to be a tie between the browns and stealers. Followed by GB then the chiefs.

Fair enough .

I actually don't hate the other 3 you mentioned . If I had to have a list of the 3 worst unis it would be

1. Green Bay
2. Carolina
3. Dallas


How bout you Willis?

 

[MORGULON]

When D-Law has a better season than Parsons, I’d love for him to retweet to the retweet.

Try saying that last part fast. It’s either me, or the bourbon.

Yeah mang , or tweet a pic from the winning locker room of the SB holding the trophy and his nuts . He has 2 hands

 

[Sperrydogg]

Scheme and coaching maters (goes w/o saying) I suppose.

I think DLaw is a good fit for what we have going on, it’s yet to be determined how Parsons will pan out playing on the frozen tundra several games a season.

I wish Parsons no permanent bad happenings , but it certainly wouldn’t disappoint me to see him in a flat spin spiraling towards said tundra.

YMMV

Maters… the worlds best beck up driver

 

[Lagartixa]

When D-Law has a better season than Parsons, I’d love for him to retweet to the retweet.

Barring a hideous injury to Parsons, that seems extremely unlikely to happen.

Lawrence's best season (by a lot) was eight years ago, and it was comparable in quality to Parsons's weakest season. And Parsons at 26 is just entering his prime, while Lawrence at 32 has passed his.

 

[GemCity]

Barring a hideous injury to Parsons, that seems extremely unlikely to happen.

Lawrence's best season (by a lot) was eight years ago, and it was comparable in quality to Parsons's weakest season. And Parsons at 26 is just entering his prime, while Lawrence at 32 has passed his.

One can dream!

 

[GemCity]

Barring a hideous injury to Parsons, that seems extremely unlikely to happen.

Lawrence's best season (by a lot) was eight years ago, and it was comparable in quality to Parsons's weakest season. And Parsons at 26 is just entering his prime, while Lawrence at 32 has passed his.

I did read that Parsons is dealing with an L4/L5 issue.

I’m not wishing anything bad on him…he’s definitely one of, if not THE best, defenders.

But, that was a whole lot of guaranteed money he got from GB. I read that he may need an injection (steroid) in order to play in game 1.

 

[MORGULON]

Barring a hideous injury to Parsons, that seems extremely unlikely to happen.

Lawrence's best season (by a lot) was eight years ago, and it was comparable in quality to Parsons's weakest season. And Parsons at 26 is just entering his prime, while Lawrence at 32 has passed his.

Sack numbers? Yes .

Lawrence is stout against the run (Parsons is not) AND can probably give us 6-8 sacks. He's not a prima donna .

I don't think MM needs a 15 sack guy for his defense to be effective.
I can see him having several guys with 6-10 coming in waves of violent schematic fury.

 

[Smellyman]

240# edge rusher that relies on speed doesn't sound good long term. Time will tell