Tech Worlds":qblotr95 said:
I don't think that's fair. Red may NOT have any more fat cells than you or I. Maybe he just has REALLY fat fat cells.
You have the same number of bones in your neck as a Giraffe does - 9. Maybe the same principle applies.
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I don't think that's fair. Red may NOT have any more fat cells than you or I. Maybe he just has REALLY fat fat cells.
You have the same number of bones in your neck as a Giraffe does - 9. Maybe the same principle applies.
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cdallan":20yr8ih8 said:
Show me a giraffe with plantar faciatis whatever.
Tech Worlds":3qckhvrq said:
Not fair argument. A lame Giraffe is a dead Giraffe. If we introduced Lions into the VMAC during pre-season training, then I could see your point.
And I would definitely watch that "Hard Knocks".
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cdallan":3g1t3ifn said:
Then I guess we have come full circle because Red would eat the lion, the giraffe, then polish it off with a hefty helping of cornbread.
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What is up with the lousy quoting the past few months?
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Throwdown":80bxjw2j said:
AKSeahawk.
When I first came to this board in '04 he was legendary in his ability to put folks into their place. He never backed out of an argument and could handle himself well. He was a stubborn old goat. I believe he has a website he spends more time on and thus stopped coming around. His brief re-appearance once Carroll came on-board was just a small sample of his old vinegar.
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I found him hilarious, too bad he hasn't posted here since 
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He was a jerk. I thought he was quite smart but Jesus would he argue every element of everything.
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Hey cdallan, you're taking this Red Bryant stuff entirely to seriously.
Techworlds is a lazy sob that spends his time floating around on a tug boat making everyone else do his work for him while he thinks up Red Bryant quotes.
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Techworlds is a lazy sob that spends his time floating around on a tug boat making everyone else do his work for him while he thinks up Red Bryant quotes.
:lol:
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Yeah that guy just seemed angry all the time, no wonder he lives in a lawn chair by a river in Alaska by himself.
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drdiags":2hiicyb2 said:
I have no idea. It's nuts, though.
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Seahawk Sailor":1di6zhp0 said:
Smart Alec ... :stirthepot: :thirishdrinkers:
Figured it out.
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cesame":1kmejh38 said:
I always liked him. I think he was really smart, he just had a hard time arguing civilly. Man, he had some blow ups hahaha...
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Ahem... Obviously you're still harboring some resentment here.SoulfishHawk":1t0hs0pq said:
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"It's because he's playing scared" That single assessment was covering quite a few players for awhile. Holy cookie cutter, Batman!
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Bakergirl":2f51ub6x said:
IIRC, I typed that one after reading a whole slew of "the sky has fallen" posts. Thanks for the mention Bakergirl.
Giving the theme of this thread a bit more thought, I've got to give CANhawk, Throwdown, and Jester all props for some of the best and gut-bustingly hilarious responses I've read on here over the years.
Deciding what posts are dead serious, and which are meant to be comedic jabs, when there are
no emoticons to work with, is part of the mystique of this place.
