NFL Network asking to give RW a new nickname

Here's the tweet that just came through:

NFL Network ‏@nflnetwork 4m

.@DangeRussWilson is joining us on #NFLTotalAccess (8pm ET).. Let's give him a new nickname! Tweet suggestions to #RussellNeedsANickname


If you guys put your suggestions down, I'll tweet them for ya for those without twitter accounts.

Let's hear it guys!

I've heard the one Dangeruss but that's pretty obvious and known at this point.

DangeRuss

The Blue Bomber.

In all seriousness, though, why give him a nickname? He is Russell Wilson.

MVP

Chocolate Flutie.

Biggy play smalls

Russell Wilson is too busy watching tape for a nickname.

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MVP

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That's the one I would go with!

Why do people try to give out nicknames anyway. These things should sort of happen spontaneously rather than contrived.

Small Wonder
The Midge
Too Short

What the hell is wrong with Dangeruss? Why does he need a new nickname?

WTH is wrong w/ DangeRuss.......I always liked that one and he uses it himself soooo....

Mongoose

Lol I actually like that.

Clutch!!!!!!

The Titmouse

It's not really a nickname that's going to stick, it's just something fun for this nfl network show, geez.

Webster

Someone just posted. Tan Marino

^^ That's funny. (webster)

Forget nicknames... These jabronies at NFL network need to start refering to Mr. Wilson as SIR.