Saints fan assaulted last night at the game

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Wait...it happened IN the restroom? With a male? No.

It happened in the LINE to the restroom? And no one else noticed or helped? No.

I need more information....actually, no, I don't.
 

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No, it's totally possible. I've been converted into a believer by these Saints fans and other people who have never been to CenturyLink describing something to me that would be totally impossible based on my 10+ years of season ticket ownership in the very section this idiot is claiming it happened.

I mean, sure, I've received tickets from security for simply throwing a pretzel at my buddy, his girlfriend was kicked from a game for yelling "That's BS!", and one of my buddies was kicked out simply because he fell sideways into the aisle while (soberly) drinking his first beer.

But, hey, it's totally likely that the 4-5 cops regularly posted by the Club Lounge restrooms would just stand there and watch as a woman was assaulted. And completely likely that Clink Security would ignore their training and approach someone accused of assault, fail to file a police report, and allow the assailants to remain in their seats for the rest of the game.

Oh, and I've got some property on the moon for a great price if any of you other believers are interested. It's a fantastic investment opportunity.
 

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Any updates on this?

I'd be supremely disappointed to find out some hawks fans paid good money for club seats and took that experience for granted by viciously assaulting a lone woman just trying to pee completely unprovoked.
 

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This thread may be a sorry joke, but it's better than 20 pages of alternative unis!


Oak: I apologize about your reason for joining a better fan board.
 

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HansGruber":ncdwmrcu said:
No, it's totally possible. I've been converted into a believer by these Saints fans and other people who have never been to CenturyLink describing something to me that would be totally impossible based on my 10+ years of season ticket ownership in the very section this idiot is claiming it happened.

I mean, sure, I've received tickets from security for simply throwing a pretzel at my buddy, his girlfriend was kicked from a game for yelling "That's BS!", and one of my buddies was kicked out simply because he fell sideways into the aisle while (soberly) drinking his first beer.

But, hey, it's totally likely that the 4-5 cops regularly posted by the Club Lounge restrooms would just stand there and watch as a woman was assaulted. And completely likely that Clink Security would ignore their training and approach someone accused of assault, fail to file a police report, and allow the assailants to remain in their seats for the rest of the game.

Oh, and I've got some property on the moon for a great price if any of you other believers are interested. It's a fantastic investment opportunity.

You have to understand the Saints fans perspective. After a hurricane their police shoot civilians........

So they are not expecting the police to support visiting fans
 

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Hate to see allegations of assault on visiting fans. Seen similar ones from Washington DC fans and other teams.

I know I have had a couple loser fan's reaction toward visiting fans rubbing our noses in it. No way to justify it and had to do a personal re-check (and stopped going to games because of it). But even I would not idly stand by while a woman was being assaulted and know for a fact that other Seahawks fans will step in if you are out of line, such as when I was shouting down a group of Eagles fans whooping it up in my section with their stupid E-A-G-L-E-S chant (a week after having to listen to GO-PACK-GO during another butt kicking).

To the victor goes the spoils. Anyway, as most fans, no way would I be spoiling for trouble during a blow-out win.

If the allegation is true, I hope the culprits are prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

On a side note, I did find it interesting that AlaskaSaints thought the Seahawks lack of a championship just makes their fans a bunch of front-runners after getting a few wins. Now as a true Saints fan with 1 Superbowl, glad to know he has the winning tradition backing up his elitist view.
 

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Seems to be a lot of people on the saints forums who like to play the 0 championships card.

You'd think a fan base that spent decades wearing brown bags over their heads would realize how silly that sounds, coming from them.

Especially when their coach just got done being banned for the year for their bounty program during their only superbowl run.
 

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drdiags":9tsv368z said:
Hate to see allegations of assault on visiting fans. Seen similar ones from Washington DC fans and other teams.

I know I have had a couple loser fan's reaction toward visiting fans rubbing our noses in it. No way to justify it and had to do a personal re-check (and stopped going to games because of it). But even I would not idly stand by while a woman was being assaulted and know for a fact that other Seahawks fans will step in if you are out of line, such as when I was shouting down a group of Eagles fans whooping it up in my section with their stupid E-A-G-L-E-S chant (a week after having to listen to GO-PACK-GO during another butt kicking).

To the victor goes the spoils. Anyway, as most fans, no way would I be spoiling for trouble during a blow-out win.

If the allegation is true, I hope the culprits are prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

On a side note, I did find it interesting that AlaskaSaints thought the Seahawks lack of a championship just makes their fans a bunch of front-runners after getting a few wins. Now as a true Saints fan with 1 Superbowl, glad to know he has the winning tradition backing up his elitist view.

Love your posts man...
 

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Hawk Strap":3ayu34xs said:
Guy was probably posting here in hopes that one of us might have seen something or have any idea who it was.

So I will try to help with an outside the box idea.

Maybe it wasn't a man and a woman, which is why the police are having such a hard time figuring it out. Maybe, it was two men.

One of the men was smaller, almost dainty. Gentle, soft hands from too much Jergens, maybe the waft of perfume was just Axxe body spray.

It can only be one person....

Pehawk.

I don't know, there's a suspicious lack of lesbians being seduced by men in this story
 

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HansGruber":kl9c8lzz said:
...I've got some property on the moon for a great price if any of you other believers are interested. It's a fantastic investment opportunity.

How much? I hear Sea of Tranquility has gone down since the housing bubble burst....
 

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NorCalHawk12":h5yapd5b said:
HansGruber":h5yapd5b said:
...I've got some property on the moon for a great price if any of you other believers are interested. It's a fantastic investment opportunity.

How much? I hear Sea of Tranquility has gone down since the housing bubble burst....

I'll hook you up with the special price of $3k per acre. As many as you want. But only because you're a fellow Hawks fan.
 

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I love how the dude just disappeared once he realized people knew he was lying. So many holes in that story, and he just kept digging deeper.

Was fun while it lasted though.

I'm still laughing at all the gullible saints fans on that forum that bought it hook, line, and sinker - even after the Seattle police department called him out and said it never happened, no report, no fights on Monday. What suckers.
 

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I'm sure he is tracking down the SPD police report as I type this. In all seriousness, I think he was having a problem keeping his lies straight.
 

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Strange that he can track down and blow away large animals minding their own business in the wild, but still hasn't found and bagged the ever-elusive Seattle police report to mount and hang in his trophy room.

http://www.huntinghardinalaska.com/
 
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