Saints fan assaulted last night at the game

[HolyCatfish]

Oak,

Slander, inflammatory assumptions and accusations can turn an otherwise dull thread into pure excitement though. Seahawks fans never give anyone the benefit of the doubt anyway, just like we never apologize. I'm sorry, that's just how we are.

Did you just apologize for never apologizing?

I get it... really I do. I have been known to inject color into threads to brighten the place up also. I do see that there is a difference between calling Collin Kaepernick a talentless priss and telling someone their wife has no talent... Excitement at the expense of someones family member is not what we are about though is it? I would most certainly talk smack about any other fans team but I wouldn't leave them stranded on the side of the road just because they had a Falcons or Cowboys flag on their car....

And while I might get a moments pleasure from seeing a Falcons, 49ers, or Cowboys fan stranded on the side of the road, it would pass and I would stop and give assistance. There has to be some honor amongst the fans that do not go out looking for someone to punch, if there isn't then there is not much that separates us from them.

We protect our own just as you protect your own. The initial response from 1/2 is remorse, the other 1/2 calls BS; and I understand both...

I will leave it at this... Neither fanbase wants their boards polluted with flame threads.

Peace and kick the 49ers arse for me please... But not took bad, I am starting Lynch and your defense, and I do not need Lynch sitting out because you ran the score up

Cheers oak! :thirishdrinkers:

If a thread ever needed lightening, it's this one! Send in the clowns!

 

[bigtrain21]

3. I realize my Southern values are different from yours in the North West

Could you explain exactly what you mean by this condescending remark please.

5. If a Seahawks fan was attacked by a Seahawks fan would you publicly roast and make these demands as if you were Judge and Jury? Based on what I have seen here, shall I go ahead and assume that no two Seahawks fans have ever been in a scuffle at C-link?

He came in with a weak and inflammatory story that very obviously didn't happen. Notice how he is real quiet today in this thread. I am sure on the VIP portion of your site you are getting all sorts of details that none of you are bothering to verify because he is a Saints fan and whatever he says must be true. To be real honest with you, I don't think there is enough animosity between the two teams for many confrontations to happen and certainly when we are up huge in a game against your team I don't know why another fan would assault a member of your fanbase. What was the reason for the anger of the alleged attackers?

 

[AlaskaSaints]

Approaching 10,000 views. I must be the most popular member of your board.

Got my resolution today. Not quite the outcome I was seeking, but satisfied all the same. You guys wouldn't believe me if I told you, so…

Stick it.

See ya in January.

AlaskaSaints

 

[HolyCatfish]

3. I realize my Southern values are different from yours in the North West

Could you explain exactly what you mean by this condescending remark please.

Slavery? The KKK?

 

[HolyCatfish]

Approaching 10,000 views. I must be the most popular member of your board.

Got my resolution today. Not quite the outcome I was seeking, but satisfied all the same. You guys wouldn't believe me if I told you, so…

Stick it.

See ya in January.

AlaskaSaints

Awe wow! Damn I'm so sorry for all the things I said about your dog.

You got "resolution" today as evidenced by your clear "satisfaction." It's all right there, in black and white. I really don't know what to say other than to sincerely apologize on behalf of Seahawk fans everywhere.

How did that firery red head attorney you got work out? You never could provide a name for this scrappy and sexy redhead. I'm assuming she's hot anyway, but surely she wouldn't mind the free advertising. Does she do criminal defense? I need a new attorney for my plethora of assault charges.

 

[Sports Hernia]

Approaching 10,000 views. I must be the most popular member of your board.

Got my resolution today. Not quite the outcome I was seeking, but satisfied all the same. You guys wouldn't believe me if I told you, so…

Stick it.

See ya in January.

AlaskaSaints

I called this ^.
Anyone want tomorrow nights winning mega millions numbers?


This guy is as predictable as a speech at a political convention!

No police report to show us huh Alaska?

Work on your fairytail writing skills and then come back to us with a new one in January.
Besides the lies, it was an interesting story. I like the part about the fiery red headed female attorney and the FBI agent, very Tom Clancyesque.

 

[mikeak]

Those guys have a VIP section on their site. Jealous. If I start threads lying about other teams and fans then can we also get one? Please pretty please....

 

[Seahawk Sailor]

Nice to see this guy finally got his resolution, no matter how mum he is about it. Must be excellent news. Sorry, but my bullshit meter was pegged harder than a fifty-dollar-an-hour date on Mother's Day in the projects reading through this thread. I've been to several games in the 200's as well, and know full well how quiet and civilized that crowd is, to say nothing of the tons of police and security waiting to pounce on the slightest complaint. The 200's at Century Link is an honest to goodness pinkie in the air atmosphere for a football game. I've gotten the stinkeye there more than once for the audacity of rising to my feet and hollering after a great play. His Oakland Colosseum Black Hole experience appears to be quite the anomaly. To say nothing of the lack of a police report, and outright refusing to work directly with the SPD to resolve this. And the jumping onto a fan board to huff and puff about it is about the last thing I'd think of doing. And the yellowing around the bruise which makes people think the abuse happened well before she ever went to the game. Whatever. Fan violence in any NFL stadium is a common enough experience to make any story believable.

One question has been eating at me. Is the badass FBI superagent friend who was with the wife the same frail person with the fatal illness she was taking to the game? They seem to swap back and forth at times in the story. Personally, I'd edit that part completely the next time I used it. In fact, I'd work over the fiery redheaded attorney character too. Both she and the badass FBI superagent are far too overused clichés. Maybe just remove the redhead completely as she isn't really critical to the overall plot.

Oh, and:

If a thread ever needed lightening, it's this one! Send in the clowns!

Dude, you should probably know Send In The Clowns is one of the saddest songs ever. The reference definitely classes up the thread, but it lightens the mood here like a good shot to the man marbles.

 

[Sports Hernia]

Nice to see this guy finally got his resolution, no matter how mum he is about it. Must be excellent news. Sorry, but my bullshit meter was pegged harder than a fifty-dollar-an-hour date on Mother's Day in the projects reading through this thread. I've been to several games in the 200's as well, and know full well how quiet and civilized that crowd is, to say nothing of the tons of police and security waiting to pounce on the slightest complaint. The 200's at Century Link is an honest to goodness pinkie in the air atmosphere for a football game. I've gotten the stinkeye there more than once for the audacity of rising to my feet and hollering after a great play. His Oakland Colosseum Black Hole experience appears to be quite the anomaly. To say nothing of the lack of a police report, and outright refusing to work directly with the SPD to resolve this. And the jumping onto a fan board to huff and puff about it is about the last thing I'd think of doing. And the yellowing around the bruise which makes people think the abuse happened well before she ever went to the game. Whatever. Fan violence in any NFL stadium is a common enough experience to make any story believable.

One question has been eating at me. Is the badass FBI superagent friend who was with the wife the same frail person with the fatal illness she was taking to the game? They seem to swap back and forth at times in the story. Personally, I'd edit that part completely the next time I used it. In fact, I'd work over the fiery redheaded attorney character too. Both she and the badass FBI superagent are far too overused clichés. Maybe just remove the redhead completely as she isn't really critical to the overall plot.

Oh, and:

If a thread ever needed lightening, it's this one! Send in the clowns!

Dude, you should probably know Send In The Clowns is one of the saddest songs ever. The reference definitely classes up the thread, but it lightens the mood here like a good shot to the man marbles.

Well played Sailor, well played! :229031_cheers:

 

[HolyCatfish]

If a thread ever needed lightening, it's this one! Send in the clowns!

Dude, you should probably know Send In The Clowns is one of the saddest songs ever. The reference definitely classes up the thread, but it lightens the mood here like a good shot to the man marbles.

Ouch, good point. Total reference fail. I deserved to get flagged for that one. I'm not worried, I'll get the yards back in my next post!

GO HAWKS FANS!

 

[Barakas]

Approaching 10,000 views. I must be the most popular member of your board.

Got my resolution today. Not quite the outcome I was seeking, but satisfied all the same. You guys wouldn't believe me if I told you, so…

Stick it.

See ya in January.

AlaskaSaints

Ahhh-Oooo, Ahhh-Oooo, Ahhh-Oooo

 

[Sports Hernia]

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See ya in January.

AlaskaSaints

<missed this earlier>
Told ya he was an attention "another word for a call girl"!

 

[Rocket]

I promised myself I wouldn't, but...

As the Rad can attest, I was raised to ALWAYS avoid the cops at every possibility; they were there to stop our fun. This was my life.

Having said that, if my wife were popped at a sporting event, she would 1) find a cop... a real uniformed police officer. If one wasn't readily available she would 2) call 911 and report an assault and ask for a police officer and the local rescue squad to examine her, both for medical and legal reasons. Security guards are not cops.

Either the complaining gentleman and his wife are both woefully ignorant of how life works here in the United States, or he's makin' this up cuz his team got ass-whipped. If it happened and they're that dumb I fervently hope they don't breed and I apologize profusely on behalf of 99.994% of the 12. If it didn't, {censored}.

Thanks. Go Mod's !!!

 

[Sports Hernia]

I promised myself I wouldn't, but...

As the Rad can attest, I was raised to ALWAYS avoid the cops at every possibility; they were there to stop our fun. This was my life.

Having said that, if my wife were popped at a sporting event, she would 1) find a cop... a real uniformed police officer. If one wasn't readily available she would 2) call 911 and report an assault and ask for a police officer and the local rescue squad to examine her, both for medical and legal reasons. Security guards are not cops.

Either the complaining gentleman and his wife are both woefully ignorant of how life works here in the United States, or he's makin' this up cuz his team got ass-whipped. If it happened and they're that dumb I fervently hope they don't breed and I apologize profusely on behalf of 99.994% of the 12. If it didn't, {censored}.

Thanks. Go Mod's !!!

yep! Well said.

 

[Jville]

Approaching 10,000 views. I must be the most popular member of your board.

Got my resolution today. Not quite the outcome I was seeking, but satisfied all the same. You guys wouldn't believe me if I told you, so…

Stick it.

See ya in January.

AlaskaSaints

Most popular? ...... No

Believable? ...... No

 

[Sprfunk]

Man some of you guys did a lot of work trying to get info on this story, and I say thanks. Its interesting that some of you have found a huge lack of evidence that this occurred. I am inclined to agree with this assertion that this did not happen untill at least a shred of evidence is shown. Noone in there right mind would have evidence and not show it (unless that is some vague southern value thing).
All I have to say though, is if this turns out to be true there will be many people whos posts will make them sound like the jerkoffs they claim us to be.
I think we do have a comparatively classy fan base with the rest of the NFL, and that should have shown up a bit more in this thread.

 

[HansGruber]

Approaching 10,000 views. I must be the most popular member of your board.

And Justin Bieber has sold 100 million albums. So what? People like a train wreck.

Hint, hint: we were laughing AT you, not with you.

Got my resolution today. Not quite the outcome I was seeking, but satisfied all the same. You guys wouldn't believe me if I told you, so…

Nope, nor would we care, because who cares what a pathological liar says? People pay about as much attention to you as a rambling homeless schizophrenic in Pioneer Square. Except you're not dangerous. Just pathetic.

See ya in January.

No you won't. Your team won't make it back to Seattle, won't even make it past the first round of the playoffs, nor would you come back here even if they did.

You're running out of here with your tail tucked because you realize what a supreme jackass you are, and you're embarrassed that you were exposed. You don't even lie well. You're not intelligent enough to fabricate a coherent and consistent story, or even use proper grammar.

And even if you came back in January, nobody would care because your lame story got boring after you started making up nonsense about your FBI buddies, your redheaded lawyer, ninja turtles, and all the other extraordinarily childish and dumb things you said. You sound like a 14 year old boy trying to brag about fights to his older brother's friends. You are actually an embarrassment to insecure teenage boys who make up grandiose stories about ninjas, federal agents, and redheads. At least the teenagers will grow up someday and grow out of that behavior. They'd look at you, shake their head, and then realize that's who they'll become if they never change.

You are the epitome of pathetic loser, the type of loser even low-bottom drunks laugh at when you're slugging cheap beer at some herpes-infested dive bar, trying to impress toothless meth hookers with your FBI stories, hoping one of them will come back to your van with you. You don't even have a wife, how lame is that? That picture was stolen from one of the redneck dating websites you frequent. The only woman you've ever dated got a restraining order when you threatened to have her sent to Gitmo and interrogated by your fed buddies after she refused to return your 14 phone calls, 16 text messages declaring your undying love, and the handful of rambling, inappropriately personal emails you sent her.

Someday, the full emptiness of your existence will hit you, suddenly and without warning, and you will either eat the business end of a shotgun or shoot 14 people in a mall. Since they don't have many malls out on that river where you parked your van and because of my eternal optimism, I'm willing to bet it's the former.

Goodbye and good riddance, troll.

 

[ak3000]

Approaching 10,000 views. I must be the most popular member of your board.

Got my resolution today. Not quite the outcome I was seeking, but satisfied all the same. You guys wouldn't believe me if I told you, so…

Stick it.

See ya in January.

AlaskaSaints

 

[HansGruber]

Approaching 10,000 views. I must be the most popular member of your board.

Got my resolution today. Not quite the outcome I was seeking, but satisfied all the same. You guys wouldn't believe me if I told you, so…

Stick it.

See ya in January.

AlaskaSaints

They found the perp:

That clever ghost bastard was able to escape the cops with his little disappearing act, but the joke was on him when he tried to order a beer in the fourth quarter and the beer vendor didn't hear or see him.

 

[UK_Seahawk]

Approaching 10,000 views. I must be the most popular member of your board.

Got my resolution today. Not quite the outcome I was seeking, but satisfied all the same. You guys wouldn't believe me if I told you, so…

Stick it.

See ya in January.

AlaskaSaints

I find it interesting that a supposed marine with a penchant for violence ("I want blood" "If I was there I'd still be in jail") has a picture of his wife with a black eye.

Do you very often get angry at the world? Just asking.