Since we’re pretending…because I would definitely not trade him (unless it’s a FULL rebuild with Lockett, Adams, Wagner, Brown, Carson, DK, etc…traded for more draft capital)…I wouldn’t take Carr.
I would need three 1st and one 3rd rounder and someone that could catch the ball when it’s hiked in shotgun. Yah…that’s my only requirement there.
I’d plan on sucking for a minimum of 3-5 and as I watched Wilson win a super bowl or two with another team, I’d watch Seattle squander the high value picks they have for guys that “have great hands” while passing over a guy like Sweat. Or Chubb. Or Josh Myers & Creed Humphrey.
Then, I’d still root for Seattle but would highly unlikely be planning my whole weekend around ineptitude.
Slowly but surely, I’d morph into finding my favorite guy in another sport, take bowling for instance, and grow out my combover and take dumps into urinals at every bowling alley within 30 minutes of where I live while sipping on a White Russian.
I’d still rock my Hawks gear though.
There. That’s my pretend scenario. Thoughts?