Favorite Draft clichés

[James in PA]

I'll start:

Sprint to the podium.

 

[Shane Falco]

Favorite? or most ridiculous?

"Safest pick in the draft"

"Boom or bust"

 

[James in PA]

It's a lottery ticket.

 

[James in PA]

He's one of my day 3 crushes.

 

[nwHawk]

Day one starter…

 

[James in PA]

He would've been a top 10 pick had he come out a year earlier.

 

[onanygivensunday]

"I heard that one scout pounded the table so hard for this guy that he damn near broke it."

 

[Appyhawk]

"Coulda/Woulda/Shoulda".

 

[Seahawker]

Passes the eye test
Blue collar-lunch pail-hard hat
Physical freak
Only cost some fish-sticks in camp
Can make all the throws
Overcame adversity
Great story
Lightning in a bottle
Can play with his hand in the ground
Gritty
Phone booth guy
Day one starter
Mortgage the future
Gym rat
Football IQ
Runs behind his pads
Quicker than fast
Straight-line speed
One-trick pony
Light in the ass
Bubble butt
Long strider
Online blocker
Knee bend
Dancing bear
Road grader
Nasty
Good punch
Plays too high
Joker
Tight in the hips
Cuts through the wash or trash
Looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane
Ankle breaker
Pancake block
De-cleater
Happy feet
Floor/ceiling
Space eater
Throwback player

"Who the hell is Mel Kyper?!"

 

[James in PA]

He has something you can't measure. Heart.

 

[TwilightError]

”…and next the Seattle Seahawks will make their pick, but before that a quick commercial break”

 

[nwHawk]

”…and next the Seattle Seahawks will make their pick, but before that a quick commercial break”

Spot on!

 

[SPOHAWK]

High Floor/ceiling

 

[James in PA]

Cheat code
Characters concerns
Swiss Army knife

 

[oldhawkfan]

A reach

 

[seabowl]

Announcers talking about many picks after round 1:

He was projected on many boards to go much higher

 

[James in PA]

"The Rich get richer" (specifically when talking about the Eagles, Ravens, Chiefs, Bills drafts).

 

[OneLofaTatupu]

“Fleeced like a butthole at a diddy party”

Drives me nuts when Kiper says this.

 

[Kamcussionator]

"Here's a guy..."

 

[James in PA]

High motor
First one off the bus
First one in, last one out