Passes the eye test
Blue collar-lunch pail-hard hat
Physical freak
Only cost some fish-sticks in camp
Can make all the throws
Overcame adversity
Great story
Lightning in a bottle
Can play with his hand in the ground
Gritty
Phone booth guy
Day one starter
Mortgage the future
Gym rat
Football IQ
Runs behind his pads
Quicker than fast
Straight-line speed
One-trick pony
Light in the ass
Bubble butt
Long strider
Online blocker
Knee bend
Dancing bear
Road grader
Nasty
Good punch
Plays too high
Joker
Tight in the hips
Cuts through the wash or trash
Looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane
Ankle breaker
Pancake block
De-cleater
Happy feet
Floor/ceiling
Space eater
Throwback player
"Who the hell is Mel Kyper?!"