Favorite Draft clichés

[SoulfishHawk]

“Fleeced like a butthole at a diddy party”

Drives me nuts when Kiper says this.

Good old Smell Diaper

 

[TeamoftheCentury]

"We didn't crack open his chest to see how much he loved football." - Steve Mariucci when lamenting the 49ers dismissing local kid Tom Brady and taking Gino Carmazzi

 

[TeamoftheCentury]

"Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd..." - Mel Kiper, Jr.

 

[SocialParasite]

"He's a Seahawk"

Usually said about players with high character...as if Seattle's the only team who tries to prioritize players with no off-field issues & good work ethic.

 

[chris98251]

I had him rated higher on my board, should excel in that offense.

 

[Wsumatt1982]

"Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd..." - Mel Kiper, Jr.

Love this one. the Frank Caliendo bit on is so spot on.

 

[James in PA]

Love this one. the Frank Caliendo bit on is so spot on.

Yep, too bad we don't get to see it anymore as Todd is no longer with ESPN.