I Guarantee We Will Beat The Rams

[AROS]

I absolutely, 100% know we win this game. Don’t come at me with any “you just jinxed us” BS.

That’s loser talk.

I will be there, in my old seats, with my best friend. We are a BUZZ SAW right now. I don’t flippin’ give a crap who we face, anybody we do is going down. Rams or otherwise.

Defense? Best in the NFL.
Special Teams? Best in the NFL.
Offense? Top 3 in the NFL.
Fans? Best and LOUDEST in the NFL.

Already booking my tickets to Santa Clara.

 

[Gametime]

Listening to all the “experts” today is maddening. Hawks may as well waive a white flag according to them. Cam Newton actually said Darnold choked the last time we played……….. smoking that good stuff.

 

[SoulfishHawk]

Rams were lucky to win both of their playoff games. Media will be on their sack all week. Thank you, remote.

 

[hawkfan68]

Listening to all the “experts” today is maddening. Hawks may as well waive a white flag according to them. Cam Newton actually said Darnold choked the last time we played……….. smoking that good stuff.

Cam Newton? He's the reason I think the MVP award is a joke.

 

[Seahawkfan80]

Listening to all the “experts” today is maddening. Hawks may as well waive a white flag according to them. Cam Newton actually said Darnold choked the last time we played……….. smoking that good stuff.

I was told they allow gummies there....I think he is smoking the gummies.

 

[Gametime]

Not sure if anyone watched the show Special Forces. Where B list celebs do military training etc. both Newton and Golden Tate were on Season 3 and it was priceless. Absolute comedy. Tate cried.

 

[TheLegendOfBoom]

AROS, is my guy, I concur!

I ride with AROS, Dot Net, all 12s and our Seahawks!

Ain’t no team coming into Lumen for an NFC Championship and beating these #1 Defense Seahawks led by Mike MacDonald!

No way!

And if you want bold predictions now?

Seattle blows out the Rams as well!

43-10

BELT TO ASS!!!

Let’s go, Seahawks!

 

[Ruminator]

I guess Seahawks were supposed to beat the 49ers 141-6 in order to be considered a good team.

 

[oldhawkfan]

They are peaking at exactly the right time!

 

[hox]

The beat-up 49ers with no pass rush and no run D just isn't a barometer for how the next game will go.

This game will be much more competitive, with a 59% chance to win. BOOK IT. Counter jinx activated.

 

[ZagHawk]

I feel way more confident in this team than the last two times the teams have met, that being said I'm too superstitious to make these types of bold claims.

 

[SocialParasite]

Something that gives me confidence, is overall momentum. Both the defense & the run game are red hot, and the timing couldn't be better.

 

[JPatera76]

Rams were lucky to win both of their playoff games. Media will be on their sack all week. Thank you, remote.

DING DING DING

squeaked by the Panthers by 3
and needed caleb and ben to shit the bed... even with the turnovers if they took the FG's instead of going for it on 4th down they'd have won by 6

 

[Atradees]

A Pablo Neruda. I likened "Certain Dark Things" to our defense.

 

[Ad Hawk]

This is a new-ish experience... poetry on .net!

We tend toward verse/lyric about that which is most meaningful.

 

[CPHawk]

Listening to all the “experts” today is maddening. Hawks may as well waive a white flag according to them. Cam Newton actually said Darnold choked the last time we played……….. smoking that good stuff.

Cam knows choking

 

[AROS]

A haiku

Seahawks are filthy
Rams will leave Lumen heart broke
12s will be laughing

 

[sutz]

He's a poet.
His feet show it.
He's a Longfellow.

 

[HawkFreak]

I absolutely, 100% know we win this game. Don’t come at me with any “you just jinxed us” BS. That’s loser talk.

I will be there, in my old seats, with my best friend. We are a BUZZ SAW right now. I don’t flippin’ give a crap who we face, anybody we do is going down. Rams or otherwise.

Defense? Best in the NFL.
Special Teams? Best in the NFL.
Offense? Top 3 in the NFL.
Fans? Best and LOUDEST in the NFL.

Already booking my tickets to Santa Clara.

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Be careful. I've been told that kind of fandom is homeristic.

 

[nategreat]

Here's a nice little (heavy rock) song I made about this next game:

NFC Championship Song
(P.s. it's corny A.I.)

Oh and here's a modern hip-hop, pop version, for those not into the hard rock (also different lyrics):
Rams Fall Tonight (Dark Side)