It was a good game by Waldron for the most part otherwise, but gahdayum. Absolutely galaxy brained that one. "Leave Micah Parsons free and give Geno exactly one option to go to (but he has to come from the other side of the formation, run across the entire pass rush unscathed, find a lane, and then have Geno lob it over perhaps the best edge defender in football who we, again, left unblocked). Worked with the Rams sometimes, man."
But I can already hear it coming.
"Here's how Pete is actually the one who called the play, you'll notice that sometimes he (the not playcaller) specifically dictates that we use suboptimal personnel for Rams staples (that he implemented himself, and not the guy from McVay's staff) because Pete actually wants to lose. You'll also notice that the moon is in a waning gibbous phase and that Dallas spells Sallad backwards, Mercury is in retrograde, and that Pete Carroll is a virgo so clearly this influenced him to call the play himself, which he designed himself, as the coordinators are actually just lackies who do nothing. Remember the time he, uh... I dunno, sometimes they lose, gotta be Pete. Clearly. Nothing in the world could've changed this call. Do offensive coordinators even exist, or are they a Pete Carroll psyop? Illuminati probably"
