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BigBallsPete · Feb 5, 2014

Niners fans are so distraught about our SB, they are talking string theory:

From 49ers webzone:
http://www.49erswebzone.com/forum/niner ... n/page116/

Anything that could ever happen, happens in some parallel universe (many worlds theory)

there are BILLIONS of parallel universes where the 49ers beat the Seahawks in the NFC Championship game 2 weeks ago and went on to win Super Bowl 48 In some of those parallel universes,the 49ers beat the Seahawks 62-7 in the NFC Championship game 2 weeks ago.

There are BILLIONS of parallel universes where the 49ers won Super Bowl 47 .

Heck,there are some parallel universes where the 49ers won every Super Bowl/league championship since 1946.

There are also parallel universes where the Seahawks won 4 games COMBINED between 2003 and 2023. In those parallel universes,the Seahawks won 0 super bowls ever.

So stop thinking about our universe and think about the above universes.Because they are as real as our universe.

Proof:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Many-worlds_interpretation
http://listverse.com/2013/02/22/10-mind ... ds-theory/
http://www.reuters.com/article/2010/10/ ... 5X20101020
Read more at http://www.49erswebzone.com/forum/niner ... YIqUUEQ.99

HawkFan72 · Feb 5, 2014

Glad they have found some comfort, as pathetic as it is.

Happy · Feb 5, 2014

There was a guy spamming .net threads with almost identical stuff last week. Wouldn't suprise at all if it's the same person.

There's mentally ill people wandering around doing weird stuff and they even show up here. Nothing to do with a particlar fanbase I reckon.

seahawksfanatic000 · Feb 5, 2014

It really worried me how delusional niners fans are at times. This is so ridiculous.

It is more likely that we lose WWII and American football doesn't exist than some of the scenarios

WilsonMVP · Feb 5, 2014

To bad they dont live in those universes and have to deal with this one haha

SeahawksEast · Feb 5, 2014

I like the 49-centric logic. By his own "theory", in these billions of iterations, couldn't the Seahawks have won like 10 other Super Bowls in alternate timelines? He is the antithesis of scientific.

Uncle Si · Feb 5, 2014

I love the internet...

Imagine if Freud was alive

Axx · Feb 5, 2014

actually there are only 11 parallel universes, not billions.
Do 49er fans know anything about anything?????

Hawkee · Feb 5, 2014

Whatever parallel universe they believe they win in, bottom line it wasn't this one.

lucky49 · Feb 5, 2014

that was like, one guy

Axx · Feb 5, 2014

lucky49":2inqs5oj said:
that was like, one guy

viewtopic.php?f=23&t=89603

lucky49 · Feb 5, 2014

Axx":2k4re4my said:
lucky49":2k4re4my said:

that was like, one guy

Click to expand...

http://seahawks.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=89603

and that (as bad as it is) is a completely different topic, so....

Sports Hernia · Feb 5, 2014

The butthurt and mental illness runs deep in that fanbase!

tmobilchawker79 · Feb 5, 2014

It's like a Steven Hawking lecture. Wtf is this guy talking about? This is football. It's much simpler than they think.

razor150 · Feb 5, 2014

Taking what he says at face value it can also mean somewhere the Texans or Jaguars won. Best to not discuss science you don't understand especially when what you are saying doesn't mean jack.

loafoftatupu · Feb 5, 2014

When you have reached out to parallel universe theory, you are truly desperate.

There are a lot of Niner fans that are taking their medicine and Nutting up. But it is like anything else the Hawks do. Seahawk success is never actually real and the demise is glorified.

Thing is... When the Hawks won, the last thing on my mind were the Niners until the excuses and whining started.

nategreat · Feb 5, 2014

Brian Greene, is that you? (sorry, nerd joke)

MizzouHawkGal · Feb 5, 2014

In Band Camp one time...

Brahn · Feb 6, 2014

Only the Niners winning it all is considered legit. It is the NFL and all 31 other teams vs them. If they win it, they will claim it was earned it,when they lose it they will claim conspiracy!

Exittium · Feb 6, 2014

SO in other words according to this rainbow candy @ss, the hawks have Also won every damn SB, and kick the living sh!t out of the 49ers in a parallel universes as well? RIGHT

WE CAN play that parallel universe game to

THIS IS HILARIOUS
this conspiracy theory is even funnier.. and whats sad is 49er fans buying into it.. shit they're buying into it more then their own Coach and QB.

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Still finding ways to report the video just so it gets pulled and 4whiners can stfu, jfc They all need to take some d#mn vagasil and midol

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