If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson....

[BullHawk33]

All you guys thinking you would join in don't know Russell.

You may start the game, but within minutes Russell would be in, replacing you and not only playing at a high level but mounting the greatest comeback in team history. Afterwards, he'd be watching the video, examining his footwork and timing to ensure that the next game he'd be 10 times better.

You'd be sitting on the bench, holding the clipboard and charting the plays.

 

[ak3000]

I would say "Russell Wilson sighting"

 

[razgriz737]

The mere thought of this gives me a Wooden Tate.

 

[tacomahawk]

She would have to let me know if his "size" really did define his skill set.

 

[ParisPC07]

Gross.

 

[EastCoastHawksFan]

Sadly i'm not sure if I disagreed with any of these absurd comments

 

[Sports Hernia]

I would be proud.

You'd better give her a high 5, and a pat on the fanny!

 

[ArrogantShawn]

At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if your wife found YOU in bed with Russell Wilson

 

[AnchoviesofTerror]

I would ask for a son, with the golden arm and feet.

This thread is so epic that it got someone with only 3 posts since 2009 feel the need to comment

 

[Blitzer88]

If I was married, heck if I had a girlfriend I would be proud as well.

 

[Subzero717]

I would see if he needed anything. Lube, a sandwich?

 

[pehawk]

It's not gay if its a quarterback.

 

[NYCoug]

Thread of the year, no doubt about it! Thanks for helping with the healing process, the world isn't so dark anymore.

I throw on my headset and try and call a conservative gameplan and pretend I'm Darrell Bevell. Ground and pound? Beast Mode? Hmmm... Maybe that's not such a great idea.

And yes, I have a coordinator's headset sitting around the house...

 

[pehawk]

And yes, I have a coordinator's headset sitting around the house...

Perv! Way to cross the line!

 

[lukerguy]

Well then, you couldn't be more unlike Russell himself.

 

[Sarlacc83]

I'd log onto Seahawks.net to brag.

 

[pehawk]

I'd log onto Seahawks.net to brag.

You do that everytime you expirement with your sexuality though? Two days ago you posted about some magical hole in a rest area stall. Wilson on your wife deserves something special.

 

[Sarlacc83]

I'd log onto Seahawks.net to brag.

You do that everytime you expirement with your sexuality though? Two days ago you posted about some magical hole in a rest area stall. Wilson on your wife deserves something special.

Is this why you went to Enumclaw with that horse and a geoduck?

 

[pehawk]

No, I went to Enumclaw to prove I was much more of a man than the dude who died. There was room for another one when I did it.

 

[NYCoug]

No, I went to Enumclaw to prove I was much more of a man than the dude who died. There was room for another one when I did it.

Naturally, the early favorite for 2013 "thread of the year" would spawn the early frontrunner for 2013 "post of the year." Excellent work, pe, ya sick bastahd!