If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson....

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rjdriver":272ad2k7 said:
I would be proud.

I'd invest in a Wilson mask if that fills some (twisted) fantasy for you. If that's her in your avatar (Thai?) I'm interested.

I see you're in Utah...you have any more wives like her? PM me. Definitely interested.
 

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JSeahawks":2edcaaa9 said:
Do you think he'd be watching film out of the corner of his eye like hte rest of us would be watching porn?
You already know the answer to this one J. Plus he'd be figuring out ways to beat the defense while he was hammering away on your old lady too. Multi-tasking. All the great ones can do it.
 

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hawksfansinceday1":zhuyrdyk said:
JSeahawks":zhuyrdyk said:
Do you think he'd be watching film out of the corner of his eye like hte rest of us would be watching porn?
You already know the answer to this one J. Plus he'd be figuring out ways to beat the defense while he was hammering away on your old lady too. Multi-tasking. All the great ones can do it.

Don't forget leaving rj notes of how to improve his game.
 

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Does any one remember, Mad TV I think. when a guy found his wife screwing the BOZ and was all for it?

This thread reminds me of that, too funny!

Oh...and I would ask him to sign my Seahawks jersey before he left, but after he finished.
 

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5_Golden_Rings":1exojpo1 said:
razgriz737":1exojpo1 said:
I would join in.
razgriz737":1exojpo1 said:
I would join in.
hawkmanj":1exojpo1 said:
I'd join them. :p
Bipolar":1exojpo1 said:
I would gladly join in this cosmic threesome.

Rat":1exojpo1 said:
-The Glove-":1exojpo1 said:
I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross
It'd be too tough to not swallow it all.

:moon.: :3:
 

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I need to take a shower after reading this thread.
 

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I would raise the resulting child on a steady diet of HGH, red meat, and game film, only to retire a millionare 18 years later.
 

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Rat":3v42q8ue said:
-The Glove-":3v42q8ue said:
I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross
It'd be too tough to not swallow it all.

Rarely does the internet make me literally "lol"
 

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I would ask for a son, with the golden arm and feet.
 

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I wonder if he says "Go Hawks" when he "finishes" in my wife?
 

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