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[SNDavidson]

Paul: Derrr look at me I'm a football coach
Pete: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Jim: Prick.

 

[BobinLaConner]

Option 1:
Paul: So wait a minute, you're telling me we added Percy, Antoine, Bennett and Avril, just got TJack back for nothing...and we still have all the guys we wanted in the draft...?
Pete: Seriously, can you believe it? I think Schneider and I nailed it again this year. Just look at these guys, we have built an amazing team
Jim: Damn it...why didn't that work for me in DC. So...Pete about that job...do you think you might have a spot for me?

option 2:
Paul: Holy Crap... That Russell Wilson has got to be the best quarterback we have ever had. Friggin Amazing!
Pete: And it is only the beginning of his second season, you just wait...these guys are going to kick some serious 9er ass this year.
Jim: (thinking to himself) Did I look that good back in the day? Hey I think they totally forgot I was here.

option 3:
Paul: So this is how a well coached team runs...oh sorry Jim, didn't see you standing there
Pete: I'm so friggin pumped right now!
Jim: this is BS, I coached a team for a little while

 

[bestfightstory]

Wow-no fart captions yet?

 

[FlyingGreg]

Paul: "I have so much money I could buy both of you b*tches!"

 

[JesterHawk]

Wow-no fart captions yet?

Paul: I call this one 'the squeaker'!
PC: Oh Paul, you're a riot!
Jim: That is soooooo juvenile.

 

[Hawks46]

Paul: HAHAHAHAHA

Pete: Hahaha, I know, Right ?! No, seriously Paul, we gotta talk about that extension.

Jim: Man, I want to be a HC again.

 

[bestfightstory]

Nice work, Jester.


Paul Allen: "Waitasec.....Tarvarus JACKSON???"

Pete: "I know, right?? It was down to him or some guy named Zorn?"

 

[DynoHawk]

PC--"Paul, what is the secret to your success?

PA--"Well Pete, its simple, you have to have two first names"

JZ--"Damn"

 

[chawx]

Paul: "Who's got the better strut? Leo or me?"
Pete: "Haha! You, of course, boss!"
Jim: *HRUMPH* "Kiss ass..."

 

[IBleedBlueAndGreen]

Pete: So when Russell threw his fourth touchdown pass I looked across the field at Harbaugh.....
Paul: Yeah he started counting on his fingers like this. Looked real confused.
Jim: I never had a QB that could throw four TD's.
Pete: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Sarlacc83]

Jim: If I had been coaching the Redskins, RGIII wouldn't have gotten hurt and we'd have added 20 points to the 14 you guys spotted them.

PC *nudges Allen*: Ahahahahaha. You getting to the playoffs. Good one.

 

[loafoftatupu]

And then-hahHahaha and then-hahHahaha he said something like "if you are cheating you have already lost" HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh that guy is really digging deep now!

 

[Pandion Haliaetus]

Option 1:
Paul: So wait a minute, you're telling me we added Percy, Antoine, Bennett and Avril, just got TJack back for nothing...and we still have all the guys we wanted in the draft...?
Pete: Seriously, can you believe it? I think Schneider and I nailed it again this year. Just look at these guys, we have built an amazing team
Jim: Damn it...why didn't that work for me in DC. So...Pete about that job...do you think you might have a spot for me?

Interesting thought, was Zorn not retained by the Chiefs? Likely not, I wouldn't mind the Seahawks adding him as an assistant to Carl Smith if Zorn was up for it.

I mean, c'mon we got to keep up with the arms race too, 49ers added Mangini... we can one up them with Zorn... lol.

 

[Atradees]

Paul "I would like to be the back up quarterback. Im a natural at the position."

Pete "haaahahahahahahah"

Zorn frowns deeply as he has been convincing Mr Allen that he could be ready to go by the preseason.