Who wins in a fight: Bobo or Chuck Norris?

[James in PA]

Just hypothetically.

I thought we could all use another Bobo thread.

 

[rjdriver]

When Jake Bobo plays a night game at Lumen field, they don’t turn the lights on. Jake Bobo turns the dark off.

 

[Seahawker]

Bobo, Texas Ranger.

 

[rjdriver]

Jake Bobo lost his virginity before Jerry Rice did.

 

[Atradees]

Outzs beats Chuck Norris.
Robbie tears can cure cancer; he has never cried.

Oh yeah. Bobo

Bobo, "I'm funny how? Like Bobo the Clown, I amuse you?"

 

[CouchLogic]

 

[CPHawk]

Chuck would hit Bobo 5 times before Bobo could move out of the way.

 

[Aircrew]

When Bobo attends a feminist rally, Chuck Norris makes him a sandwich.

 

[rjdriver]

Jake Bobo doesn’t read the playbook. He stares at it until it gives him the information he wants.

 

[Atradees]

Ozzy once bit the head off a bat. In response Bobo bit the head off Batman

 

[Atradees]

Chuck would hit Bobo 5 times before Bobo could move out of the way.

In doing so Bobo would catch a 17 yard pass.

 

[James in PA]

Jake Bobo went for infinity receiving yards--twice.

 

[oldhawkfan]

Bobo would just catch anything Norris tried to throw at him.

 

[flv2]

Bobo doesn't look for the pass. The pass looks for Bobo.

 

[MORGULON]

Bobo would give Norris prison sex

 

[NoGain]

What's Norris's time in the 40?

 

[LeveeBreak]

Thread of the year...I'll look for it after our 1st loss and this place is in flames.

Wait...we have Bobo...I recant.

 

[Sperrydogg]

chuck norris had a dream he was kickboxing with Jake Bobo. He woke up with a black eye.

 

[Sperrydogg]

Jake Bobo built the hospital he was born in

 

[Sperrydogg]

When Jake bobo left for college he told his dad he was the man of the house now