Who wins in a fight: Bobo or Chuck Norris?

[Sperrydogg]

After Jake bobo was born he drove his mom back home from the hospital

 

[Sperrydogg]

Jake Bobo found out nothing could kill him so he went out and killed nothing

 

[Sperrydogg]

Joke bobo doesn’t fart. Nothing escapes Jake bobo

 

[Sperrydogg]

Death had a near Jake Bobo experience

 

[onanygivensunday]

Jake Bobo knows the Meaning of Life.

 

[NoGain]

Bobo = mc²

 

[ronnieboycefanclub]

I always thought that, when Chuck Norris did his trademark kick. You would have time to step back a couple of paces and all he would connect with was fresh air.

 

[glenwo2]

Who wins in a fight: Bobo or Chuck Norris?​

No one.

Bobo would be standing there watching Chuck Norris continuously laugh at him, thus causing a hilarious stalemate.

 

[Nerter]

Jake Bobo's calendar goes from March 31st straight to April 2nd cuz nobody fools Jake Bobo.

 

[Nerter]

Jake Bobo never retreats...he just attacks in the opposite direction.

 

[Nerter]

Jake Bobo can tie his cleats with his feet.

 

[bileever]

Chuck Norris wears Jake Bobo pajamas.

 

[bileever]

Chuck Norris waits for no one. Except Jake Bobo.

 

[Hawknight]

Just hypothetically.

I thought we could all use another Bobo thread.

Chuck's hit on Bobo would only make Bobo twice as fast on the run

 

[FrodosFinger]

Bobo once farted, ran out of the room and the stench from his buns beat him in a foot race to the front door

 

[pmedic920]

Just hypothetically.

I thought we could all use another Bobo thread.

We’ve taken this into consideration for a permanent ban.

Although Bobo is 100% man, it’s absolute blasphemy to suggest that a fight would even be close.

 

[Wsumatt1982]

I gotta admit. I'm not as enamored with Bobo than the rest and hate seeing 10 Bobo threads before I get to one I care about. But this thread and some of the responses are amazing. Love it.

 

[GemCity]

Bobo refused to wear a mask because there was no way he wasn’t going to catch something…including Covid.

 

[Grahamhawker]

Fight? You'd need at least three Chuck Norrises to even get close to a fight.

 

[MORGULON]

At night ... Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Jake Bobo before going to sleep