Super Bowl LIX Chiefs/Eagles

[getnasty]

Dart has never seen a big game he didn't come up short in. He doesn't hold a candle to Hurts.

Ill give Dart credit though; he's had some great stats in games against terrible competition or when there was no pressure to win whatsoever.

Jalen Hurts has never won a big game either. His teams may have won be he's a point guard quarterback. You put Jaxon Dart on either of Alabama teams and at least he doesn't lose his job to Tua.

 

[cymatica]

Bills would have made it a game

 

[Rat]

Jalen Hurts has never won a big game either.

"Yeah, this is the right time to post this."

Somebody actually had this thought.

 

[AZHawk]

She’s an Eagle fan. Roots for Kelce but was always an Eagle fan

Her true love is really Jason Kelce.

 

[Torc]

She wanted that ring..but now it'll be a new double album with songs on how this hurts...

a double album about how hard it is to watch your team lose a super bowl? Where was that when I needed it?

Hopefully there's a song about "that playcall sucked!" so I can really feel it.

 

[jeremiah]

Don't forget the assholes who watch just for the commercials.

On the commercial front, I saw no ground breaking commercials at all. I can't remember one, except for the electric Jeep vs the legacy fueled one. Add in THE WORST halftime show in history. Horrible performers, meaningless dance routines... BOOOOOOOO

 

[jeremiah]

Ditto. What is really bothering me is they continue to have more games outside the U.S. who ever is designated the home team that teams season ticket holders lose a game and not compensated.

Australia? Do they know how f...in' far Australia is from the US?

 

[James in PA]

Well, that was almost as dominant as our SB48 victory. Almost.

As feared, now I'll have to put up with the assholes around here all off-season. I'm glad I bet on them at least to help ease the pain a little bit.

I cannot take another Phil, SF, LAR appearance in the SB next year.

 

[MyrtleHawk]

I cannot take another Phil, SF, LAR appearance in the SB next year.

Add Chiefs to that list and I'm right there with you.

 

[James in PA]

Add Chiefs to that list and I'm right there with you.

Oh, clearly. I meant in on our conference.

 

[AROS]

Can’t believe how badly the Chiefs shit the bed. I mean shit it beyond recognition.

I thought the Eagles were going to be a tough out but damn. Never saw THIS. Good lord had they played this good all season they would be 20-0 and the 73 Dolphins would have to put down the champagne.

I have to give Hurts credit. He played pretty much lights out. Their defense was large and in charge from the opening snap.

Kelce looked like he was just diagnosed with some awful terminal illness all game long. Just wasn’t meant to be, and HALLELUJAH we don’t have to listen to the tin foil crowd saying how the NFL was fixing the game to ensure the threepreat!!

 

[kidhawk]

HALLELUJAH we don’t have to listen to the tin foil crowd saying how the NFL was fixing the game to ensure the threepreat!!

The NFL conspired to block the threepeat because Taylor Swift won’t perform during the halftime show.

 

[CalgaryFan05]

The on screen graphics Fox is using are hideous.

Thought it was just me

 

[Cyrus12]

Can’t believe how badly the Chiefs shit the bed. I mean shit it beyond recognition.

I thought the Eagles were going to be a tough out but damn. Never saw THIS. Good lord had they played this good all season they would be 20-0 and the 73 Dolphins would have to put down the champagne.

I have to give Hurts credit. He played pretty much lights out. Their defense was large and in charge from the opening snap.

Kelce looked like he was just diagnosed with some awful terminal illness all game long. Just wasn’t meant to be, and HALLELUJAH we don’t have to listen to the tin foil crowd saying how the NFL was fixing the game to ensure the threepreat!!

Vegas fooled everyone! No Barkley or Kelce td...huge point spread in a blowout loss. Money matters more than the script! Glad i don't bet on games!

 

[Lagartixa]

The on screen graphics Fox is using are hideous.

Thought it was just me

When the last few seconds of the play clock would show up in the middle of the screen (it was already available at the bottom for the whole countdown), it looked like when they would put scores on the screen during NBA games in the 1970s or early 1980s using the technology of that time. Yikes.

 

[Cyrus12]

It looked worse than a video game...

 

[bileever]

This Super Bowl shows you that a poor offensive can make Patrick Mahomes look like a below average QB. That was the worst matchup for the Chiefs, a really good D-line against their bad O-line. Their running game looked like ours.

I'm also glad this puts to bed the stupid conspiracy theory about the refs, Taylor Swift, etc. etc.

 

[Fernie Hawks Fan]

 

[Fernie Hawks Fan]

 

[AROS]

Yeah what the heck was up with those cheesy retro screen graphics?