Seattle Kraken Hockey

[chris98251]

Super Sonics is a failed super sonic transport plane that Boeing was going to build was called the SST, guess they were a Minor league team also, or the Pilots.

They fit the region. Kracken sounds like a team desperate to be cool.

Edit- Also, the fans would be called Krackheads, and the arena would be called the Krackhouse. No thank you.

Yeah the Sea Hags, Sea Chickens, Sea Nots, are all bad we should probably change the Seahawks to the Seattle Goldfinch.

That is a strawman argument. None of those have an inherent negative connotation. We don't need to make it easy for other teams to make fun of us.

LOL you people care about what others say is stating a lot about insecurities, why things are so messed up these days oh they hurt my feelings I need to file a lawsuit because I am irreparably damaged because of it.

 

[pinksheets]

They fit the region. Kracken sounds like a team desperate to be cool.

Edit- Also, the fans would be called Krackheads, and the arena would be called the Krackhouse. No thank you.

Yeah the Sea Hags, Sea Chickens, Sea Nots, are all bad we should probably change the Seahawks to the Seattle Goldfinch.

That is a strawman argument. None of those have an inherent negative connotation. We don't need to make it easy for other teams to make fun of us.

LOL you people care about what others say is stating a lot about insecurities, why things are so messed up these days oh they hurt my feelings I need to file a lawsuit because I am irreparably damaged because of it.

Ok, boomer.

 

[425HawkSpark]

They fit the region. Kracken sounds like a team desperate to be cool.

Edit- Also, the fans would be called Krackheads, and the arena would be called the Krackhouse. No thank you.

Yeah the Sea Hags, Sea Chickens, Sea Nots, are all bad we should probably change the Seahawks to the Seattle Goldfinch.

That is a strawman argument. None of those have an inherent negative connotation. We don't need to make it easy for other teams to make fun of us.

LOL you people care about what others say is stating a lot about insecurities, why things are so messed up these days oh they hurt my feelings I need to file a lawsuit because I am irreparably damaged because of it.

#agreed, you can make fun of any name. Who cares what haters think. Release the kraken

 

[Cyrus12]

Super Sonics is a failed super sonic transport plane that Boeing was going to build was called the SST, guess they were a Minor league team also, or the Pilots.

They fit the region. Kracken sounds like a team desperate to be cool.

Edit- Also, the fans would be called Krackheads, and the arena would be called the Krackhouse. No thank you.

Lol..true!

 

[Sports Hernia]

Super Sonics is a failed super sonic transport plane that Boeing was going to build was called the SST, guess they were a Minor league team also, or the Pilots.

They fit the region. Kracken sounds like a team desperate to be cool.

Edit- Also, the fans would be called Krackheads, and the arena would be called the Krackhouse. No thank you.

I don’t want the name Kraken, but your post is making me like it more. 8)
Who wouldn’t want to be a Krackhead in the Krackhouse?

 

[chris98251]

Krack of the Whip.

Kracken a Cold One.

Se we can do this the other way also.

 

[Cyrus12]

This league also had a team called the mighty ducks named arguably after some of the worst movies ever made...it could be a lot worse. At least you wont be exposed to the glow puck and laser beam shots as well. It is better than the sockeye...

 

[twisted_steel2]

Super Sonics is a failed super sonic transport plane that Boeing was going to build was called the SST, guess they were a Minor league team also, or the Pilots.

They fit the region. Kracken sounds like a team desperate to be cool.

Largest Octopus in the World is in our back yard, that kind of fits the region.

Exactly.

How does that not fit our region? :2thumbs:

 

[Largent80]

This message approved by Phillup MyCracken.

 

[DJrmb]

Hail Hydra!

 

[GeekHawk]

What's up with the North Pacific Giant Octopus references? Everyone knows the Kraken was supposed to be a giant squid.

Octopus = tasty.
Squid = tasty.
Octopus != Squid.

 

[DJrmb]

What's up with the North Pacific Giant Octopus references? Everyone knows the Kraken was supposed to be a giant squid.

Octopus = tasty.
Squid = tasty.
Octopus != Squid.

It goes back and forth. Earlier writings and paintings tend to refer to the Kraken as more Octupus like. With the discovery of the Giant Squid though I think it's easier for people now to wrap their minds around that because we've already found and proven it exists, so more recently people just assumed it to be a squid. Originally it wasn't though.

 

[CPHawk]

Kraken is a hell of a lot better than the sockeye or steelhead. 2 stinky fish, who aren't scary at all.

 

[IndyHawk]

Krack of the Whip.

Kracken a Cold One.

Se we can do this the other way also.

Chris,didn't you come up with the name Kraken first?
I think you should get credit for that..Good call

 

[Palmegranite]

The name Kraken evokes a limp, gelatinous blob of raw squid, displayed at the local fish market on a bed of crushed ice.

And what fans will toss on the ice during future losing streaks.

Not my first choice.

 

[425HawkSpark]

The name Kraken evokes a limp, gelatinous blob of raw squid, displayed at the local fish market on a bed of crushed ice.

And what fans will toss on the ice during future losing streaks.

Not my first choice.

Well totems is just a ******* carved log....no fear in that

 

[JGfromtheNW]

I still think Kraken is stupid. It's edge-lord stuff to want a name that's "intimidating."

My favorites I've seen so far are:
- Seattle Freeze
- Seattle Totems
- Seattle Metropolitans

 

[JGfromtheNW]

The name Kraken evokes a limp, gelatinous blob of raw squid, displayed at the local fish market on a bed of crushed ice.

And what fans will toss on the ice during future losing streaks.

Not my first choice.

LOL I hadn't even thought of this. Maybe they should choose Kraken for the future memes.

 

[Sports Hernia]

The name Kraken evokes a limp, gelatinous blob of raw squid, displayed at the local fish market on a bed of crushed ice.

And what fans will toss on the ice during future losing streaks.

Not my first choice.

Well totems is just a f*** carved log....no fear in that

Well if that carved log fell on you, just imagine the damage it could do. 8)

 

[twisted_steel2]

The name Kraken evokes a limp, gelatinous blob of raw squid, displayed at the local fish market on a bed of crushed ice.

And what fans will toss on the ice during future losing streaks.

Not my first choice.

Well totems is just a f*** carved log....no fear in that

Well if that carved log fell on you, just imagine the damage it could do. 8)

Or the Seattle Freeze..... terrifying. Just think, people brushing off your invites to go get coffee or drinks. Could be quite damaging to your feels.