Seahawks gear stolen

[Nerter]

Looks like $50,000 worth of Seahawks gear was stolen. Saw this on the news last night...

MSN

 

[MORGULON]

Ok where they're at. Shitfransisco

 

[HomerJHawk]

Ok where they're at. Shitfransisco

Lol. Theft was in Seattle at a small business sports shop.

 

[MORGULON]

Lol. Theft was in Seattle at a small business sports shop.

Well , ok then .

 

[AubHawk71]

Where you gonna unload them? On the street or online? Both? And what if the Hawks lose? I guess they end up in Africa.

 

[CouchLogic]

Well , ok then .

Equally as scummy a city, don't feel bad.

 

[Ostatehawk]

ON A TOTALLY UNRELATED NOTE -

I happen to have a whole bunch of brand new Seahawks Jerseys for sale - CHEAP!.

You see, my cousin works at the Seahawks factory - and sometimes they make too many Seahawk jerseys - so he gets the extras for free.

I'll in the white van by the Boeing Aviation Museum tomorrow at midnight. Cash Only

 

[CouchLogic]

 

[SoulfishHawk]

Next to the van that says "FREE CANDY"
???

 

[Sperrydogg]

I was there man where’s my jersey

 

[HOF Hater]

That's incredibly shitty

 

[Dolomight12]

Lol. Theft was in Seattle at a small business sports shop.

This reminds me of a life lesson my mom jokingly taught me as a kid, yet it has actually rang true more than not:
If you ever lose/misplace something, accuse someone of stealing said item and it will magically show up right in a place that you checked 2 or 3 times.

 

[chris98251]

Three dudes dressed in black went in a pro shop close to the Stadium and took only the most coveted Jerseys, had to have targetted it and planned, cut gate, then pryed door open and grabbed and left.

 

[AubHawk71]

Jerseys are the new Pokeman card thefts. Or Lululuckydo dolls are whatever. Where is the underground market for this?

 

[AubHawk71]

Allow me to put on my Inspector Clouseau hat.

Two motives:

One, thieves knew that the store would be stocked up on expensive gear and thus made their move. Again, where is the distribution chain for selling said pilfered items?

Two, the store went all in on very expensive jerseys that they could not move, because no one is going to impulse buy/make the journey to the Stadiums to buy jerseys they can buy closer to home. Thus, unsold product for one week after the NFC CG will not move for one more week until the SB. Or will take months to sell or they will have to carry until next Sept. Insurance write off.

I make no claim either way. Discuss.

 

[pmedic920]

Next to the van that says "FREE CANDY"
???

Same van, different time slot

 

[HomerJHawk]

I got some great speakers from a white van, Fred Meyer parking lot, circa 1989 in Puyallup.

 

[Sperrydogg]

I got some great speakers from a white van, Fred Meyer parking lot, circa 1989 in Puyallup.

Wasn’t me

 

[Cyrus12]

No wonder why that jersey I bought was so cheap....

 

[DeSeahawk]

This reminds me of a life lesson my mom jokingly taught me as a kid, yet it has actually rang true more than not:
If you ever lose/misplace something, accuse someone of stealing said item and it will magically show up right in a place that you checked 2 or 3 times.

I think George Carlin had a bit like that too