Percy on RW

[Renohawk]

Just seen an interview on how much he's looking forward to playing with a commander like RW. He said when he arrived at 6:00, must be PM, RW was already there watching film. I wonder if RW has a cot to sleep on at the facility. Man I'm stoked.

 

[nwgamer]

This is true. It is known.

 

[Uffda]

Was 6 am.

I heard he gets there at 5:30

 

[djb28]

I heard even when he goes to sleep ( in his football shaped bed ) that he hooks cables to his brain that pumps football related information to the left and right side of his brain.
Only a small portion in the middle is saved for things like remembering team mates names, Wife and family.

 

[JesterHawk]

Was 6 am.

I heard he gets there at 5:30

You heard wrong. He gets there at 4am, after he and his wife toss balls around his living room all night. She goes to bed, he goes to work. It is known.

How can he get there at 4am when he never leaves? He invites his wife down to VMAC to watch film with him if she wants to spend time with him at all.

 

[Rose City Hawk]

Was 6 am.

I heard he gets there at 5:30

You heard wrong. He gets there at 4am, after he and his wife toss balls around his living room all night. She goes to bed, he goes to work. It is known.

If his wife is tossing balls all night, I think he would be worn out.

 

[chawx]

These are all myths—Russell gets 20 hours of sleep per day to remain strong, studies film 20 hours a day, practices and weight trains another 20 hours a day and still finds time to spend 8-10 solid hours with his mortal wife to keep her satisfied. It is known.

 

[djb28]

Yes but he travels back in time to get the sleep. Otherwise there is no time for wife and game day.

 

[Sarlacc83]

The video watching is a ruse. They actually plug Russell Wilson into the video feed at night, and while he's in sleep mode, the processor works through the tape.

 

[smashmouth59]

Best thread ever. It is known.

 

[Schadie001]

Known, it is...

 

[Brahn]

"No time to sleep"

-RW

Russel knows there will be plenty of time to sleep once you're immortal.

 

[OrFan]

The time he gets to work? Wilson doesn't even wear a watch. Russell Wilson decides what time it is.

 

[CANHawk]

Russell Wilson is a robot sent from the future. To him, all the games have happened already and he has detailed files on all possible outcomes. This time he claims to be "watching film" is actually dedicated to completing his primary mission of killing John Connor. The only way to stop Russell Wilson is to melt him in a vat of molten steel.

It is known. Hasta la vista baby.

 

[Seahawk Sailor]

I finally did some searching around and found Wilson's house:

And the floor plan:

 

[Sarlacc83]

^ The real reason Lynch fumbled in the playoffs so many times is that he walked in on Ashley and Russell the night after the Rams win...awkwaaaaard.

 

[tdigitee]

The only way to stop Russell Wilson is to melt him in a vat of molten steel.

There is in fact another way: about 3 in above his neckline, hidden beneath his artificial hairdo, is a tiny bolt which allows admin access to his octo-core processors. Hit them with a proton torpedo and he is toast. (Just don't tell the Rams.)

Many Bothans died to bring us this information.

 

[Evil_Shenanigans]

Might as well segue into a Russel Wilson Chuck Norris Thread.

Russell Wilson doesn't sleep... he waits!

 

[CANHawk]

Might as well segue into a Russel Wilson Chuck Norris Thread.

Russell Wilson doesn't sleep... he waits!

No worn out cliches please. Only new ones.

 

[Sac]

In other news:

Vatican City Pontiffs sign former Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio of Argentina to lifetime contract, the deal is reportedly worth ungodly amounts of money over the next several years.

No word yet on how this move effects their salary cap.

It is known.