Let's talk our mascot Blitz!

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According to reports, Blitz is "the most forgettable mascot" in the NFL.

What do you think of Blitz?

Personally, I preferred the old mascot. When they ran this new mascot out Week 3 of 2014, I wasn't impressed. We also haven't won the Superbowl with new Blitz.

 

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"Mascots are a huge part of the fan experience" is absolutely hilarious. I don't think I've ever given Blitz a single thought in my life. I mean, I'm aware he/it exists, but meh. Whatever.
 

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"Mascots are a huge part of the fan experience" is absolutely hilarious. I don't think I've ever given Blitz a single thought in my life. I mean, I'm aware he/it exists, but meh. Whatever.

Well that's what the article is trying to tell you: Blitz sucks.
 

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I think they have me cofused with somebody who gives a shit. :LOL:
 

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Let's be honest. Any mascots are corny as hell. However, if I am forced to give a grade, I would say the old mascot during the God-awful "Gun Metal Blue" era with Holmgren, Hass, Alexander, et al, was a B+. At least he had disheveled hair and looked he was angrier than a mosquito in a mannequin factory. Our current Blitz just looks like a cartoon character any kid would find on Nickelodeon. C-.

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Well that's what the article is trying to tell you: Blitz sucks.

That just proves how incompetent Seahawks management and coaching has been. Pete Carroll, John Schneider, and Seahawks ownership have ruined the Seahawks' ability to field a strong mascot after blowing the team's mascot capital on Blitz. I'm not sure if the team will ever recover.
 

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Let me preface this by saying...yes, I'm old.

I had no idea we even had a mascot, but really who gives a rat's ass.

What should matter is to bring back the SeaGALS. That's right, I said it....actual female cheerleaders. We had a few super talented ones back when Holmy was coach.

Not sure the nonsense they have now. Seems like an 80's movie with all the dude's breakdancing.


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Let's be honest. Any mascots are corny as hell. However, if I am forced to give a grade, I would say the old mascot during the God-awful "Gun Metal Blue" era with Holmgren, Hass, Alexander, et al, was a B+. At least he had disheveled hair and looked he was angrier than a mosquito in a mannequin factory. Our current Blitz just looks like a cartoon character any kid would find on Nickelodeon. C-.

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Cut Blitz. Pull Slammin' Sammy Salmon out of retirement from the Mariners until we can find a dominate mascot for the future.
 

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Let's be honest. Any mascots are corny as hell. However, if I am forced to give a grade, I would say the old mascot during the God-awful "Gun Metal Blue" era with Holmgren, Hass, Alexander, et al, was a B+. At least he had disheveled hair and looked he was angrier than a mosquito in a mannequin factory. Our current Blitz just looks like a cartoon character any kid would find on Nickelodeon. C-.

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I couldn't even tell you which one of those is the current version of Blitz other than I'm pretty sure it's not the horse. 🤷‍♂️
 
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