After the game. They finally spotted me and kicked me out of the stadium. "Sir! Sir!" I pretended like i didn't hear them and just smiled and waved. "Sir! You have to exit the Stadium!" I considered bolting, but i don't run very fast.
"I'm looking for my contact". "You're wearing glasses sir..." " I lost it last time the Seahawks played. " "That was months ago!" " Well, that would explain why I'm having such a hard time finding it...okay, okay, I'll go. "
