Harvin

[HawkWow]

I hope Harvin plays and scores five touchdowns and then celebrates the last one by stealing the OPs significant other and making out with her on the fifty-yard-line while everyone cheers him on.

Harvin has done plenty to warrant disparaging remarks. Unsure what the OP, or his spouse, has done to warrant yours (?).
The "I hope Harvin plays" part of your post was fantasy enough. The rest just sorta' ugly, uncalled for and something better said to the OP's face than in a public forum, IMO.

 

[Throwdown]

Yeah this isn't going down a nice road...