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...Found Underwater in Caribbean?
A new, smaller Mt. Rushmore was found in the Caribbean that used to be 200 feet underwater. Created by a time-traveling Seahawks fan, maybe it was Paul Allen? It's been dubbed the "underwater Mt. Rush-more, Pass -less" and is dedicated to Seahawks who underachieved and/or misbehaved. This sculpture doesn't just have the head, it has the whole torso and arms of each figure, and just enough lower body included when needed.
Who's on your list, and what's their sculpted memorial pose?
My list: Bosworth, Harvin, Browner, Earl. Sorry Eugene Robinson for leaving you off the list, but you were a model citizen when here. Sorry Bosworth, you would have been great if your body held up.
The carved images:
* Bosworth on his ass after getting trucked by Bo Jackson
* Harvin with fist jabbing, as if sucker-punching Golden Tate
* Browner, two hands on jail cell bars, face peeking out from between bars
* Earl, flipping off everyone as he is carted from the field **
If your list include Eugene Robinson, I'd pose him laying back in a carseat with a female head face down in his lap. Oops, never mind, I mixed up Eugene with Hugh Grant. Let's have Eugene in front handcuffs with an ashamed look on his face.
** Alternate pose ideas welcomed, For Earl, I just don't know how to sculpt the angry wife barging into the hotel room with a gun while he and his brother are in a threesome with a female.
P.S. Did you know the Caribbean used to be around 200 feet lower, a thousand or two years ago, compared to today's level?
A new, smaller Mt. Rushmore was found in the Caribbean that used to be 200 feet underwater. Created by a time-traveling Seahawks fan, maybe it was Paul Allen? It's been dubbed the "underwater Mt. Rush-more, Pass -less" and is dedicated to Seahawks who underachieved and/or misbehaved. This sculpture doesn't just have the head, it has the whole torso and arms of each figure, and just enough lower body included when needed.
Who's on your list, and what's their sculpted memorial pose?
My list: Bosworth, Harvin, Browner, Earl. Sorry Eugene Robinson for leaving you off the list, but you were a model citizen when here. Sorry Bosworth, you would have been great if your body held up.
The carved images:
* Bosworth on his ass after getting trucked by Bo Jackson
* Harvin with fist jabbing, as if sucker-punching Golden Tate
* Browner, two hands on jail cell bars, face peeking out from between bars
* Earl, flipping off everyone as he is carted from the field **
If your list include Eugene Robinson, I'd pose him laying back in a carseat with a female head face down in his lap. Oops, never mind, I mixed up Eugene with Hugh Grant. Let's have Eugene in front handcuffs with an ashamed look on his face.
** Alternate pose ideas welcomed, For Earl, I just don't know how to sculpt the angry wife barging into the hotel room with a gun while he and his brother are in a threesome with a female.
P.S. Did you know the Caribbean used to be around 200 feet lower, a thousand or two years ago, compared to today's level?
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