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[Seahawks Guy]

Very sexy. The lady isn't too bad either.

 

[SalishHawkFan]

So I throw it over there and if they catch it, everybody pats me on the butt like this....

 

[SuperbOwl]

Russell Wilson is so smooth, he does the "Check Please" and stops a taxi all in one motion!

 

[Fox0r]

HEIL HITNER!

 

[shawnsim]

The shoe sale is over there. Hit that bitch.

 

[Seahawkscrazy]

Man....while some of these responses are funny, we have to do better than to expect Russell to be anything less than professional, and to portray him as a sleazy pick-up artist is nothing short of an insult to what the man stands for. I expect better.

That said,

"Remember to keep your eyes downfield, look off the safety, and hit the deep cross to the cameraman..."

 

[CPHawk]

"There is a reason my wife's mouth is so big"

 

[Sarlacc83]

Heeeeeey sexy laaaddy. op, op, op, oppan gangnam style.

 

[Evil_Shenanigans]

Knowing Russell it was more like- Mathhew 4:19 “Come, follow me,” Jesus said, “and I will send you out to fish for people.”

 

[Sgt. Largent]

Warning: Standing next to Russell Wilson may result in unintended pregnancy.

 

[suppaball]

Next we are going to pretend like your Max unger.....

Ding ding ding ... We have a winner!

 

[ClumsyLurk]

TWIST!

She says: Nice try flyboy, when do I get my shot at beast mode?

Russell with a oh really? face

 

[ClumsyLurk]

Man....while some of these responses are funny, we have to do better than to expect Russell to be anything less than professional, and to portray him as a sleazy pick-up artist is nothing short of an insult to what the man stands for. I expect better.

That said,

"Remember to keep your eyes downfield, look off the safety, and hit the deep cross to the cameraman..."

I had this thought, but this is the internet first and foremost. Rules exist (I've already said too much)