I played in high school but I'm 56 years old now so probably couldn't contribute much to the team even with PEDs. It seems to be a younger man's profession. But for my beloved Hawks, I'd give it all I've got!
This is my "educated guess" on what would happen to 99.9% (probably 100% but there's always a few exceptions to every rule) of .Net if they played for the Seahawks...
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And yes... there would be countless threads on .Net singing your hate. Your name would be synonymous with failure and would be forever etched in the minds of Seahawks fans everywhere for all the wrong reasons. You would then know what it really feels like to be a .Net whipping boy.