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My game-day rituals are many, and to explain them all here would rival a SharkHawk post, so I'll summarize them into the main elements:
1.) Eat a breakfast consisting entirely of farm-animal proteins washed-down with apple juice.
2.) Dress in an ensemble 100% Seahawks related, including (but not limited to) undergarments, jewelry, footwear, and of course, a Hawks jersey.
3.) Before game time, listen to an entire album of songs written and performed by artist(s) calling Washington state home.
4.) The wife must always sit to my left during the actual game, and must only have a total of three pieces of clothing on at once. Usually, this consists of a pair of shorts, a pair of thong panties, and a tank top, nothing else.
5.) All electronic devices within 30 feet of the big screen must be powered down.
Over the course of the last five weeks, I have found that no one watching the game with me has the letter "W" in their name.
1.) Eat a breakfast consisting entirely of farm-animal proteins washed-down with apple juice.
2.) Dress in an ensemble 100% Seahawks related, including (but not limited to) undergarments, jewelry, footwear, and of course, a Hawks jersey.
3.) Before game time, listen to an entire album of songs written and performed by artist(s) calling Washington state home.
4.) The wife must always sit to my left during the actual game, and must only have a total of three pieces of clothing on at once. Usually, this consists of a pair of shorts, a pair of thong panties, and a tank top, nothing else.
5.) All electronic devices within 30 feet of the big screen must be powered down.
Over the course of the last five weeks, I have found that no one watching the game with me has the letter "W" in their name.
