My Top 5 Wishlist For Saturday Night

[nwHawk]

I want to see at least one deep pass attempt to Shaheed. Back those safeties up and keep them on their toes

And early in the game.

 

[AROS]

Who cares how it looks?

Oh, I do mister.

I do.

 

[Hawkstorian]

So you're saying you're watching?

 

[Hawkstud]

1) I want our defense to have and display very bad intentions. I want to see legal violence. I want the 49ers offense to look like the Broncos offense in SBXLVIII. I want their offense to look like they can’t wait to shower and get on the team busses by halftime. I want our defense to play their finest masterpiece of the season so far.

2) I want Slingin’ Sammy D, Ghost bustin’ Ginger Jesus taking advantage of their weak ass defense. I want to see ZERO turnovers. I don’t need Sammy to throw 5 TDs (although I won’t turn that down). I need efficiency. Accuracy. Give me a 21-28, 276 yards, 2TD, 0INT stat line and I’ll be happy.

3) I want us to keep pounding the rock.

All. Game. Long.

I don’t care how they divvy up the carries. Whomever has the hot hand is fine with me. Charbs seems to have the hot sauce as of late. Again, don’t care how they get it done. Run for over 100 yards. Wear their defense down.

4) I want 60 minutes of football where not one single barf-inducing post TD celebratory Purdy Doofus Dance is endured. Not ONE! If they must score a touchdown please let it be a running back where Purdy isn’t directly responsible.

That abomination celebration is TV remote-destroying territory.

5) I want a clean game with NO controversy. No bad/impartial/suspect officiating, no bad calls. Leave no doubt, win or lose, that the better team won on that day based on the play on the field. Not some controversial play call or series of calls that the other team and their fans and media can spend the following days, weeks, months and years focusing on, taking away the merits of the victory.

GIVE ME VICTORY OR GIVE ME DEATH!

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From your mouth to the ears of that 'Make Believe Man in the SKY'!!
The Seahawks are going to OWN the whiners tomorrow, BOOK IT!!!

 

[HAWKN'83]

Yeah, I would think thats the most important thing. Who cares how it looks? The bye is a key advantage in reaching the Superbowl

Off topic from the post, but noticing your name on here. I'm hoping Rylie Mills turns into our own Smith!

 

[Hawkstud]

# 4 got me
Unless I missed something, he must have been practicing those during his injury time off this year lol

Oh but I do want to see the flailing 'Dufus Dance' by him and that faraway look on his dipsh!t face as the Seahawks obliterate his childishness in this game.
Seahawks ARE GOING TO WIN, Piglatin says> Ukfay Ortyninersfay.

 

[toffee]

Winning would be nice, momentum, byeweek and all.

Not winning works too, toughen the boys up. Hungrier.

Either way, we are winning the Superbowl. How we got there is just a process.

 

[94Smith]

Oh, I do mister.

I do.

Week one was an ugly win for the 49ers. The kicker missed two field goals. Both Purdy and Kittle got injured. A fluke pass was the go ahead score and the game came down to the last play. There was no style points at all. But the W was the most important thing.

This time of year, thats all that matters

 

[AROS]

So you're saying you're watching?

Absolutely!

After the game is over!

 

[hox]

My Wishlist is that Kubiak calls a good game. Everyone is saying Darnold this, Darnold that, but it's on Kubiak too.

Double slants at the sticks on 3rd down = bad when DBs are squatting on these routes. Hit them over the top with JSN, Shaheed or even Young. Post routes, corner routes, seam routes. Limit the dink and dunk, conservative stuff over the middle that's getting batted down at the line. Hit them deep and hit them outside.

With the 9ers weak pass rush, Darnold should have time (unless our pass pro sucks today).

The 9ers run defense is also one of the worst run defenses in the league. Run the ball. A lot. And set up play action deep. Control clock and keep Shanny's offense on the bench.

Don't play scared on offense. 5 TDs with 1 turnover is better than 3 TDs with zero turnovers.

Run the ball often and destroy them with explosives.

This is the formula. This is the way.

 

[glenwo2]

Absolutely!

After the game is over!

Same here.

Although if we don't win (WE WILL.), I'll be a bit hesitant to watch.

So I hope we win.

 

[chris98251]

Wish list was that UBER delivered Valium to Aros so he could watch the game live

 

[Atradees]

Good looking offense and great looking defence. My wishlist. Win competently. Throw the ball slinging Sammy

 

[Seahwkgal]

Absolutely!

After the game is over!

I’m with ya Aros. I just cannot watch this team live. Funny thing is I didn’t have this issue in 2005, 2012, 2013 and 2014. I KNEW they were that good..I just don’t believe this year, especially on offense

 

[AROS]

I CAN WATCH NOW!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!

 

[chris98251]

I CAN WATCH NOW!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!

Take pillows and stack them near by to throw at certain situations

 

[GemCity]

Whe

1) I want our defense to have and display very bad intentions. I want to see legal violence. I want the 49ers offense to look like the Broncos offense in SBXLVIII. I want their offense to look like they can’t wait to shower and get on the team busses by halftime. I want our defense to play their finest masterpiece of the season so far.

2) I want Slingin’ Sammy D, Ghost bustin’ Ginger Jesus taking advantage of their weak ass defense. I want to see ZERO turnovers. I don’t need Sammy to throw 5 TDs (although I won’t turn that down). I need efficiency. Accuracy. Give me a 21-28, 276 yards, 2TD, 0INT stat line and I’ll be happy.

3) I want us to keep pounding the rock.

All. Game. Long.

I don’t care how they divvy up the carries. Whomever has the hot hand is fine with me. Charbs seems to have the hot sauce as of late. Again, don’t care how they get it done. Run for over 100 yards. Wear their defense down.

4) I want 60 minutes of football where not one single barf-inducing post TD celebratory Purdy Doofus Dance is endured. Not ONE! If they must score a touchdown please let it be a running back where Purdy isn’t directly responsible.

That abomination celebration is TV remote-destroying territory.

5) I want a clean game with NO controversy. No bad/impartial/suspect officiating, no bad calls. Leave no doubt, win or lose, that the better team won on that day based on the play on the field. Not some controversial play call or series of calls that the other team and their fans and media can spend the following days, weeks, months and years focusing on, taking away the merits of the victory.

GIVE ME VICTORY OR GIVE ME DEATH!

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Where you at @AROS tadamus?

1, 2, THREE AND TO THE FOUR…Sammy D, JSN, and Emmanwori at your doe.