Did DK shit his pants?

[Cyrus12]

Why get carted?

 

[FlyingGunHawk]

I wish someone would drive me to the bathroom.

 

[Cyrus12]

I wish someone would drive me to the bathroom.

He didn't make it in time...

 

[chrispy]

DK=Dump King

 

[rcaido]

He wanted to play defense.

 

[FlyingGunHawk]

He didn't make it in time...

Maybe watching the Seahawks defense fall all over themselves made him have an accident.

 

[Polk738]

I'd shit my pants too watching this defense from the sideline

 

[Blitzhawk]

HEY, I have been there.

 

[sutz]

I wish someone would drive me to the bathroom.

When you sign a $70 mill contract somewhere, maybe they will.

 

[toffee]

Could also be a case of mild food poisoning, with that stuff, every second counts and little control.

 

[nwHawk]

Physiologically, Lions must have felt great, until they didn’t!

 

[FrodosFinger]

He sharted bro. It happens. Especially the time zone change and what not and early game but he balled out today

 

[Jerhawk]

Coffee at halftime is my guess. Stuff is a natural laxative

 

[FattyKnuckle]

Hass told a story one time about Unger (I think) crapping his pants mid game during the Holmgren era and Hass audibling to shotgun waaaaay more than Walrus was happy with.

 

[chrispy]

DK eats candy non-stop, or at least he did. I don't know if he still does. But switching to sugar free candy can cause digestive issues sometimes. Maybe it was something that simple. He's a beast and nothing will change that. It's endearing that he actually is human and not perfect. I hope he has digestive probs every game as long as he also has 150yds. ...beast.

 

[Hockey Guy]

HEY, I have been there.

HEY, we've all been there.

 

[cymatica]

Hass told a story one time about Unger (I think) crapping his pants mid game during the Holmgren era and Hass audibling to shotgun waaaaay more than Walrus was happy with.

That was Robbie Tobeck sometime around the '05 season. They told Has not to lick his fingers. Except Tobeck couldn't make it to the bathroom, they had to curtain him off so he could shit in a bucket on the sideline

 

[Mistashoesta]

Reminds me of the time Paul Pierce was wheeled off in a wheelchair cause he had take a dump.

 

[morgulon1]

no Cody Barton did.

 

[BigBill1945]

Never trust a fart!!