JesterHawk
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That way I wouldn't have to wade through the myriad of misleading thread titles that all end up being the same crap over and over again.
Gets my vote! Call it the Masochist Memorial Forum.JesterHawk":1jppe1cg said:That way I wouldn't have to wade through the myriad of misleading thread titles that all end up being the same crap over and over again.
LeftHandSmoke":f7a8mk6l said:A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.
"Let's have sex with a cat" says the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."
JesterHawk":3sdj9hgk said:LeftHandSmoke":3sdj9hgk said:A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.
"Let's have sex with a cat" says the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."
I'm not good with metaphors. Which one is Bevell?
LeftHandSmoke":30pi71sq said:Gets my vote! Call it the Masochist Memorial Forum.JesterHawk":30pi71sq said:That way I wouldn't have to wade through the myriad of misleading thread titles that all end up being the same crap over and over again.
Some humor to lighten up this Monday:
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A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.
"Let's have sex with a cat" says the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."
fenderbender123":w4ru05y9 said:Paul Allen is the person responsible for keeping Bevell on the staff....
JesterHawk":19d6dg32 said:That way I wouldn't have to wade through the myriad of misleading thread titles that all end up being the same crap over and over again.
edogg23":3m9zkdcu said:Or they could just fire him and it will all stop.
I see your logic; every offensive coordinator is good and none of them deserve to be culpable or get fired. Woohoo!fenderbender123":p6o6suto said:Every football team message board should have a Fire [Offensive Coordinator] subforum, because nobody likes their offensive coordinator.