Bold Predictions for Seahawks/Rams Game

[OrFan]

Naked person runs onto the field in the 4th quarter.

Isnt that against Rams Rules?

Not at all. The person will need to be quite fat and not very fast, that way their butt cheeks can slow clap it out!

 

[UK_Seahawk]

I predict I'll make it to the 3rd quarter before I fall asleep with the RC in my hand and wake up covered in Doritos while my GF shouts at me for being irresponsible.

 

[Largent80]

Rams call Vince Ferragamo.

 

[uncle fester]

In a spectacular display of inefficiency, the offense catches fumblitis and stumbles over the finish line with a 1 point victory, thanks to a defensive score.

The Rams, meanwhile, call Akili Smith.


...Too gloomy?

 

[LawlessHawk]

Naked person runs onto the field in the 4th quarter.

Isnt that against Rams Rules?

Not if it's a .Netter from this board that does it.

 

[LawlessHawk]

Marshawn goes over 150 that includes a 60 yarder for a TD.

 

[Scottemojo]

The STL Cardinals will outscore the STL Rams.

 

[dontbelikethat]

Hawk fans make up about 1/3 of the fans at their stadium.

Marshawn gets over 125. Tate takes one to the house on PR.

 

[Largent80]

Ferragamo won't pick up, neither will Jim Everett or John Hadl, and Namath is kissing Suzy Kolber. Finally....Roman Gabrial gives them the :th2thumbs:

 

[UK_Seahawk]

I predict a 65+ page thread on whinerwebzone with 42 of those pages specifically about "missed" DPI.

 

[-The Glove-]

The STL Cardinals will outscore the STL Rams.

I think we have a winner!

 

[WindCityHawk]

Lynch goes for 100 yards before halftime and gets pulled.

 

[Anonymous]

Percy Harvin will be seen standing on the sidelines wearing a Seahawks ball cap.

 

[OrFan]

One of our guys will be able to piss off Long and he will get ejected for throwing a punch again.

 

[Hawknballs]

Lynch will score and on his second touchdown will celebrate #2 by doing a new touchdown celebration dance where he squats down and pretends to poop out the football.

Red Bryant will walk up to the stands and buy a hot dog from a vendor.

Richard Sherman will play the whole second half blindfolded and still not give up a completion.

 

[5280Hawk]

Not so Bold predictions -

RW gets a Low Snap and Runs it in for a TD.

The Seahawks Cover the 12.5 points

 

[PlinytheCenter]

A foul ball from Busch Stadium carooms off Clemens' helmet and he begins channelling Ethel Merman.

 

[MANUNITED23]

Doug Baldwin catches 3 TD passes.

 

[Sgt. Largent]

The Rams will show this video before the game starts, and every season ticket holder in attendance forfeits their seats out of abject embarrassment.

http://www.stlouisrams.com/media-center ... cbb950a76c

Seriously, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

 

[Hawks46]

Holy crap, they actually have to tell the crowd what to do at a football game ?

1. Marshawn Lynch goes for 130 and 2 TDs, Wilson gets 3 passing and 1 rushing TD, and we throw a FG in for good measure to hit 45.

2. Turbin goes for 100, prompting half the board to jump on the bandwagon and prompting the other half to scream for Christine Michael because on half of Turbo's carries he gets taken down by 1 man.

Bonus round: Defense pitches a shutout.