SeAhAwKeR4life
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According to my YouTube feed, which is almost entirely red and gold, the 49ers are now the juggernaut of juggernauts, with a 99.95% chance of playing undefeated for at least the next ten years straight, under the new GOAT, Brock Purdy (already supplanting Brady's legacy).
Yes you heard that right, Purdy, is a sure thing, won't lose for the next ten years. By next year, say mid season, historians will be baffled when asked who was Erin Rogers, or Tim Brady, let alone Clayton Manning or Burt Favre. I mean who would care about losers like that compared to Purdy? Yep that's right, he's gonna easily win his next 200 games in a row, there's just no way for it to fail.
Hell I've heard Trump might also make him VP during the off season!
Shit, we might as well just give up, it's over for us with this new menace in our division. Soon people will wonder who Mahomes was.
Hell if the NFL is smart, they can focus all television coverage exclusively on the 9ers next year, no point in covering other inferior teams with no hope. Just broadcast the 9ers game nationwide, then re-air it for Monday and Thursday, No one will want to miss a second chance to watch the glory!
Oh of course they can cover the Cowboys too, That's what the people want, the invincible niners, and more nationwide Cowboys coverage. Such a waste covering other teams.

puke
(I know, I'm whining, but all is gloom and doom today.)
God someone shut down the niners and media next week, please?!?
Yes you heard that right, Purdy, is a sure thing, won't lose for the next ten years. By next year, say mid season, historians will be baffled when asked who was Erin Rogers, or Tim Brady, let alone Clayton Manning or Burt Favre. I mean who would care about losers like that compared to Purdy? Yep that's right, he's gonna easily win his next 200 games in a row, there's just no way for it to fail.
Hell I've heard Trump might also make him VP during the off season!
Shit, we might as well just give up, it's over for us with this new menace in our division. Soon people will wonder who Mahomes was.
Hell if the NFL is smart, they can focus all television coverage exclusively on the 9ers next year, no point in covering other inferior teams with no hope. Just broadcast the 9ers game nationwide, then re-air it for Monday and Thursday, No one will want to miss a second chance to watch the glory!
Oh of course they can cover the Cowboys too, That's what the people want, the invincible niners, and more nationwide Cowboys coverage. Such a waste covering other teams.

puke
(I know, I'm whining, but all is gloom and doom today.)
God someone shut down the niners and media next week, please?!?
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