Seahawks Player w/ Best Name

[idahohawk]

What former or current Seahawk players have the best football names?

A couple of my all time favorites are:

Carlester Crumpler

Mack Strong

 

[Zebulon Dak]

Those are good. Hard to beat.

 

[Seafan]

Crumpler would have been a nice name for a defender. Mack Strong was the best name. Describes him perfectly.

 

[sekiuHAWK]

This reminds me of Key and Peele...

 

[MissoulaHawkFan]

Natu Tuatagaloa

 

[Seahawk Sailor]

The OP answered his own question with "Mack Strong". But for the sake of argument, I'll contribute.

 

[Zebulon Dak]

Fabian Bownes. Lofa Tatupu. Karsten Bailey.

 

[Sac]

The OP answered his own question with "Mack Strong". But for the sake of argument, I'll contribute.

I was going to post this exact same thing.

 

[scutterhawk]

SIR KAM-TRACK, The CHANCELLOR of DOOM & BOOM. :thfight7:

 

[Anonymous]

Rufus Porter

Only person I've ever heard of actually named Rufus. Loved saying his name back in the day.....kinda like how we say BRUUUUCE in chat on gameday.

 

[hawksfansinceday1]

Michael Jackson

 

[drdiags]

Pete Metzelaar and Dr. Dan Doornick

 

[12thbrah]

Brian Blades

 

[Hawkstorian]

Of current Seahawks -- the whole Christine Michael thing still makes me laugh. We wanted a girl so bad, that even though we got a boy we gave him a girls name.

 

[Sgt. Largent]

 

[JAGHAWK]

JR Sweezy

 

[3Girls'HawkDad]

Fine choices, gentlemen.

I'll go Ron Howard. Also Efren Herrera

 

[Anonymous]

Lawyer Milloy?

 

[Vetamur]

I liked when Yarno hiked the ball to Zorn. Y, Z. As a 5 year old that was somehow fascinating.

 

[JSeahawks]

Taco Wallace, Porkchop Womack.