FlyingGreg
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I am laughing thinking about if they tried that at C Link...
http://espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp13/s ... son-opener
http://espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp13/s ... son-opener
NFL puts Flacco banner up....on Broncos stadium
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3Girls'HawkDad
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That IS dumb! My Idea, Kaepernick urinal cakes at CLink
3Girls'HawkDad
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No, dude, not suck. You piss on them.
These urinal cakes taste like piss
These urinal cakes taste like piss
I'm confused.
Can the Kaepernick Urinal Cake handle two streams? Or, like the QB can it only handle/read one thing at a time? Does the cake work THAT well, or does it just seem that way because of its surroundings?
Kaepernick Urinal Cakes sound overrated. They sound like they'd suck.
Can the Kaepernick Urinal Cake handle two streams? Or, like the QB can it only handle/read one thing at a time? Does the cake work THAT well, or does it just seem that way because of its surroundings?
Kaepernick Urinal Cakes sound overrated. They sound like they'd suck.
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Thought people wanted to go with Curry cakes, are people going to have to wait in line for who they want to piss on?
3Girls'HawkDad
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Inside the urinal is a scented hockey puck with Kaepernicks dumb schnoz on it.
Picture this. You have a few too many Mac n Jacks and realize you havent pissed since before you walked into the stadium. We are kicking their ass, so you stumble up the stairs (well maybe down, as only BFS and I sit at the true lower level) to drop a quart. As you walk the stairs in a stupor, you hear PEHAWKS PEHAWKS lets go PEHAWKS, oh sure you are buzzed and you know you have to piss and it probably is SEAhawks, but it doesn't matter. You are proud of who you are. Damn it. You are a man. This is your domain. Those that know you want nothing more than to enjoy a game vs the Niners with their old buddy Pehawk. Those that don't know you are missing out on not just a man, but a true 12th man. Stumbling over the stairs, you turn the corner to wait in line for the shitter. I should just piss in the garbage can, so you think. But no, you have more class than that. But not a bad idea for later. Some frat boy walks past the quiet line of restroom waiters and yells SEA!!!!! waits for someone to yell Hawks!, no one does. You hear him echo off down the corridor, as others avoid him, SEA...sea....Damn is someone shitting in the urinal trough? Gosh damn, niner fans! They should have their own shitters. Somewhere they can do the train. Haha. Damn you are witty, but you really have to piss. If this line doesn't go any faster, I will just piss over someone's shoulder in the general direction of said restroom. FINALLY, your turn. Your pants are around your ankles, briefs, too. You grab that wee Irish bastard and let er go. DAMN! Ahh, jeez. Whew! Then you look down and see the urinal cake, a usual after thought, has the face of Papaki. You hunker down, bend slightly at the knee, breathe deep and PISS! You piss like the wind. You think that if Jesus peed, he peed like this. It is sobering, if only for a brief moment. As you stamper back to your seat, you notice the beer vendors. You buy a round and carry it back. Money doesnt matter, those guys get the next round and you dont have to piss again. You are Pehawk. You are man.
Picture this. You have a few too many Mac n Jacks and realize you havent pissed since before you walked into the stadium. We are kicking their ass, so you stumble up the stairs (well maybe down, as only BFS and I sit at the true lower level) to drop a quart. As you walk the stairs in a stupor, you hear PEHAWKS PEHAWKS lets go PEHAWKS, oh sure you are buzzed and you know you have to piss and it probably is SEAhawks, but it doesn't matter. You are proud of who you are. Damn it. You are a man. This is your domain. Those that know you want nothing more than to enjoy a game vs the Niners with their old buddy Pehawk. Those that don't know you are missing out on not just a man, but a true 12th man. Stumbling over the stairs, you turn the corner to wait in line for the shitter. I should just piss in the garbage can, so you think. But no, you have more class than that. But not a bad idea for later. Some frat boy walks past the quiet line of restroom waiters and yells SEA!!!!! waits for someone to yell Hawks!, no one does. You hear him echo off down the corridor, as others avoid him, SEA...sea....Damn is someone shitting in the urinal trough? Gosh damn, niner fans! They should have their own shitters. Somewhere they can do the train. Haha. Damn you are witty, but you really have to piss. If this line doesn't go any faster, I will just piss over someone's shoulder in the general direction of said restroom. FINALLY, your turn. Your pants are around your ankles, briefs, too. You grab that wee Irish bastard and let er go. DAMN! Ahh, jeez. Whew! Then you look down and see the urinal cake, a usual after thought, has the face of Papaki. You hunker down, bend slightly at the knee, breathe deep and PISS! You piss like the wind. You think that if Jesus peed, he peed like this. It is sobering, if only for a brief moment. As you stamper back to your seat, you notice the beer vendors. You buy a round and carry it back. Money doesnt matter, those guys get the next round and you dont have to piss again. You are Pehawk. You are man.
Throwdown
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Hawk Strap with the Don Draper move, I like it.
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Somebody must've been watching when they put those up? And no one did anything about it?
Sports Hernia
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The Kraepper urinal cakes are a good idea, but I thinks the real money maker would be Harbaugh urinal cakes!
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That would be epic. I'm pretty sure there'd be 50,000 instagrams of the Kraepper cakes.
gargantual
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There's a Ghost Busters crossing the streams joke in there somewhere.....I'm too beat right now to come up with it now tho (no sleep last night) 
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ehhhh who cares? I dont see the big deal. The poster looked like it had Manning in it as well to promote the game
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therealjohncarlson":2ewdqfk6 said:
These are billboard sizes pics. One of Flacco and one of Manning on each side of the entrance to the stadium.
I would definitely be upset if they put a billboard sized pic of the QB that beat the Seahawks in the playoffs the year before up on Clink.
It's disrespectful to the Bronco fans to do it to them.
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I kind of love this. Screw Peyton and the crappy broncos fans.
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You know, if I were a team employee and I were tasked with whipping up the hometown crowd into a rabid frenzy leading up to the game -- I'm pretty sure this idea would have gotten me promoted.
LawlessHawk
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Kraeperschmuck urinal cakes, great idea. Then have a little picture of Harbadouche's face printed where the little bumble-bee usually is.
