My distant relative sacked Sam on Sunday.

[Seahwkgal]

Andrew VanGinkel is a distant cousin from my father’s side of the family. I’m sorry. There are a lot of incredible football players in my DNA from both sides. I wish they all would have played for the Seahawks but alas, such dreams never happened.

 

[TheLegendOfBoom]

Tell your distant cousin to sign with the Seahawks when he is a free agent.

Thanks in advance.

 

[Ruminator]

Andrew VanGinkel is a distant cousin from my father’s side of the family. I’m sorry.

That's OK. I know you didn't mean to have a relative playing football scoring a sack on our Sam. Though next time, maybe you could ask him to sort of miss or something.

 

[GemCity]

Anyone know if Pocahontas played ball?

I’m her great, great x5 grandson.

Real talk.

 

[hgwellz12]

Anyone know if Pocahontas played ball?

I’m her great, great x5 grandson.

Real talk.

Tell great 5xgranny Elizabeth I said hey.

 

[Seahwkgal]

Tell your distant cousin to sign with the Seahawks when he is a free agent.

Thanks in advance.

I wish I could. He’s a bad ass linebacker

 

[cymatica]

Anyone know if Pocahontas played ball?

I’m her great, great x5 grandson.

Real talk.

Does that make you related to her great 5x grand daughter?

 

[GemCity]

Does that make you related to her great 5x grand daughter?

Damn. Maybe.

I thought my Mom was lying as she’s a lunatic.

After a few DNA tests, I was a bit surprised.

 

[glenwo2]

Oh....you meant Football?

 

[Sperrydogg]

disown them

 

[OneLofaTatupu]

My distant relative sacked Juan Jennings last week.

 

[Ruminator]

My great grandma plays on the Titans' DL and blew right through Bradford's gap several times last week.

 

[MORGULON]

My distant relative was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

 

[SocialParasite]

My distant relative was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

My distant cousin shot J.R.

 

[MORGULON]

My distant cousin shot J.R.

I'm glad. That asshole had it coming.

 

[tonyseahawk]

Anyone know if Pocahontas played ball?

I’m her great, great x5 grandson.

Real talk.

Dude...me too. Not even joking a little bit

 

[hgwellz12]

My great grandma plays on the Titans' DL and blew right through Bradford's gap several times last week.

Granny a lil ol' freaky deak, huh?

 

[rjas77]

Andrew VanGinkel is a distant cousin from my father’s side of the family. I’m sorry. There are a lot of incredible football players in my DNA from both sides. I wish they all would have played for the Seahawks but alas, such dreams never happened.

A thousand curses on your family

Just kidding..

 

[GemCity]

Dude...me too. Not even joking a little bit

Waddap cuz?

 

[MORGULON]

Granny a lil ol' freaky deak, huh?

All of us ****** are